Chelsea....oh, Chelsea!

[Craig_H]

Had a look at their forums tonight (who could resist?) and came across a couple of gems.

Firstly, this one...sums them up:

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=42531

And then, the Barcelona post match thread - check out the poll at the top - CL semi-final 2nd leg, and 4 of them didnt watch the game This is CHELSEA fans, remember. Unbelievable.

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=42626

That post match thread is well worth a read, if you want a giggle or two hundred

[mersey86]

Thank you. Now for the final. "Sir" Alex doing a Drogba would be a nice way to go into the summer, especially if he'd also seeen the league disappear on the last day.

[MrMichael]

Had a look at their forums tonight (who could resist?) and came across a couple of gems.

Firstly, this one...sums them up:

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=42531

And then, the Barcelona post match thread - check out the poll at the top - CL semi-final 2nd leg, and 4 of them didnt watch the game This is CHELSEA fans, remember. Unbelievable.

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=42626

That post match thread is well worth a read, if you want a giggle or two hundred

Its not that unbelievable - they are Chelsea fans after all

Funniest thing about that forum is that they have a section - "Club Shed
This forum is for ideas and discussions relating to the Shed Campaign and Atmosphere initiatives." They have "an atmosphere initiative"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

[Assassin]

Chavs

I hope the chave cunts get banned from the CL for at least a year as punishment for the behavoir and comments of players and management!!!!

[MrsB]

Its not that unbelievable - they are Chelsea fans after all

Funniest thing about that forum is that they have a section - "Club Shed
This forum is for ideas and discussions relating to the Shed Campaign and Atmosphere initiatives." They have "an atmosphere initiative"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Heh, it probably went downhill when celery throwing was banned.

[Slinky Skills]

**** you Drogbreath you diving cheating cunt. Chelsea deserve to go out just because of that cunt!!

[Warren]

From that Chelsea site

I must say:
Chelsea finally showed what they got ..;they attacked and defended. You deserved to win THIS match.

but it's your own fault ....:

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT PENALTIES 1 match u did nothing ...could have also been 3-0

this match you should have got 3 or 4 goals...

but instead of finishing it off you were again defending....Brilliant (the one player that was good of barca tonight) Iniesta finished it.

Over the 2 matches you didn't deserve it...neither did barca....

I want a replay ..with barca having henry ,puyol and marquez....

sad display of barca tonight.

About the referee : disgrace yes ! but not all were penalties + you should have got a few cards for diving. Drogba was a disgrace but u seem to like him...
the RED CARD ... nothing happenned... + barca should have got penalties in 1st leg

Don't forget about the first match....when you think you deserved it..

You gotta love a WUM, he's right though

[Elvoz]

amazing show of unity by the chelsea fans to not let this get them down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2emsJ4MwUvM&feature=related

[Roboklopp]

Wonder how long it is before the referee death threats. Cohen ignores that of course.

[The Birdman]

I thought Chelsea were hard done by but that is what happens when you waste time from the 1st minute of the 1st leg, as for conspiricy theorys the ref wouldn't have sent Abidal off for nothing if he was told to make sure Barca went through.

[PTP]

Well the ref did have a stinker - and not just in bias of Barca, as he gave chelsea a few strange decisions imo too. But - 1-0 up, at home and against 10 men - they didn't do enough - the tactic was obv, let barca have the ball and knock it around and makes sure 10 of the blue shirts are tight, compact and gving now space, and when the chance game smack to drogba and try and counter. It's too risky to do that though against a good - how many times have we complained about Liverpool doing similar, go 1-0 early doors and sit back and invite the pressure - sometimes it works, but sometimes and against a team like barca, it's just too risky!

I am kind a mixed at the moment - firstly I obv don't want the mancs to win! - so i wanted either barca or chelsea to beat the mancs, now obv i would prefer barca but i felt chelsea would have more off a chance.

Also - flmao at the players at the end of the game -ITS A ****ING DISGRACE hahaha

With regards BArca - Well firstly How the **** does that Keita get a game before Hleb???? Also, i wouldn't say i never rated him as such, but i always thought Iniesta was a tad OVER rated when I have heard mentioned in discussions about the best midfielders around! - well last night, regardless of his stunning goal, i thought he was world class! -Oh and lionel messi is just a joy to watch, stunning balance, control, commitment, the right attitude - i would do anything for him to sign for us! And finally - That Daniel Alves is wank!

[EwarWoo]

Who cares what the chavs are writing on a chav forum?

[Shaggy]

Alves isn’t wank but that was the worst I’ve seen him play. Same goes for Xavi, who was woeful. Thought Messi was well below par too. Keita is ****e. Iniesta is utter class but wasted when played in the front three.

[Elvoz]

Who cares what the chavs are writing on a chav forum?

sometimes its nice to laugh in peoples misery

[Reece]

Who cares what the chavs are writing on a chav forum?

No one does really it's just funny

Alves isn’t wank but that was the worst I’ve seen him play. Same goes for Xavi, who was woeful. Thought Messi was well below par too. Keita is ****e. Iniesta is utter class but wasted when played in the front three.

Agree with all that. Alves (diving/play acting antics aside) has been brilliant in La Liga this season. Yeah he is always going to be a bit suspect defensively but there isn't a better attacking RB around IMO.
Xavi and Messi were disappointing - but we'll let them off because they are both usually class. Think Xavi will be able to have more control of the midfield against the Mancs.
Never been particularly impressed with Keita. No chance he'll start the final if Barca have everyone available. How long is Henry out for does anyone know?
I remember seeing Iniesta when he first broke into the Barca team and thinking wow this boy has talent. Love watching him play.