Chelsea....oh, Chelsea!

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Alves isn’t wank but that was the worst I’ve seen him play. Same goes for Xavi, who was woeful. Thought Messi was well below par too. Keita is ****e. Iniesta is utter class but wasted when played in the front three.

Na Shaggy - Alves is wank! - he is quick and likes to bomb forward, but so does Philip Degen! **** - did Xavi play - i think it's a bit harsh to say messi was below par - ok he didn't skin 6 men and score a wonder goal like he usually does but his control and movement was good, chelsea hunted him in packs, at one time I saw Cole, Lampard and Malouda and messi in a telephone box and the 3 chelsea players still couldn't get the ball off him.

[Reece]

Alves isn't wank Mike you numpty.

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Another thing that made me laugh - facebook last night - every reds status was laughing at chelsea, whilst all the blue noses were slagging barca

[Elvoz]

Alves isn’t wank but that was the worst I’ve seen him play. Same goes for Xavi, who was woeful. Thought Messi was well below par too. Keita is ****e. Iniesta is utter class but wasted when played in the front three.

a post more worthy of me than you fella but very well played

[PTP]

Alves isn't wank Mike you numpty.

he is - he is wank off the highest order - he just has a cool name, runs really fast and is from brazil! - if his name was daniel jones and he was from Scarborough, nobody would give a ****

[Reece]

I usually don't like saying things like this due to the patronising nature (but as it's you I'll make an exception) - you obviously don't see many of his games.

[dww]

Alves isn't wank Mike you numpty.

Maybe not but along with a lot of the other Barcelona players he is nowhere near as good as the hype.

For me the game went about perfectly - I got decent evidence for my case that Barca are over rated and the PL teams are the strongest in Europe yet CHelsea still maanged to lose - perfect.

[Reece]

Oh and Mike don't try and pretend you watch La Liga at the weekends, I know you sit there with your mates watching Britain's Got Talent

[Tee]

Has anyone got a link to the Michael Ballack Benny Hill impression from last night? I nearly pissed myself laughing when Barca scored.

[PTP]

I usually don't like saying things like this due to the patronising nature (but as it's you I'll make an exception) - you obviously don't see many of his games.

well i do find this patronising, and unfortunatley for you ur wrong - I have all his books, cds, dvds, and watch him every time he is on tv and he has never been anything other than someone from brazil with a cool name who kicks it really hard and runs really fast. Other than that - wank,

[Reece]

Maybe not but along with a lot of the other Barcelona players he is nowhere near as good as the hype.

Well I'd say the three players that possibly get the most hype are Messi, Xavi and Iniesta. I don't see how anyone can argue that they aren't brilliant players.
As I said, as an attacking RB there aren't any better than Alves out there IMO - yeah he's not great defensively but then he plays for Barca so they don't give a ****

[PTP]

Oh and Mike don't try and pretend you watch La Liga at the weekends, I know you sit there with your mates watching Britain's Got Talent

u jealous cause i have a life!

[Reece]

well i do find this patronising, and unfortunatley for you ur wrong - I have all his books, cds, dvds, and watch him every time he is on tv and he has never been anything other than someone from brazil with a cool name who kicks it really hard and runs really fast. Other than that - wank,

[Reece]

u jealous cause i have a life!

Ooh friends. Reality tv friends.

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- seriously though - i thought he was ****ing dreadful last night, he is a proper cock and that he is grossly overrated cause there doesn't seem to be an abundance of right backs in the world who can run really really fast and kick it really really hard.