top five prem teams (in order) whose fans are likely to hit you.

[The Glove]

City fans are cunts at Anfield, same as Stoke and Everton. Burnley will probably be fun also.

[Shanks]

The story is that back in the day when the extacy boom started it started in Stoke and they were ****ed off their heads for years!

Sasha @ Shelleys.

[PTP]

In my experience, West Ham fans are sound.

Had to walk through their 'side' of the ground after the Cup Final in Cardiff and i had colours - not a hint of bother, stopped and chatted to a few of them and they were quality, under the circumstances.

the west ham fans were excellent in the wake of the cup final - i too had a walk through masses and masses of their fans after the final, towards the train station. They were gracious in defeat, stopping me and my dad too tell us how good gerrard was, how gutted they where etc. My dad was so impressed by their fans he went and consoled one lad who was sitting on his own head down close to tears, bought him a pint and told him to keep his chin up etc.

The Birmingham city 'zulu's have a bad rep and i have witnessed both Burnley's SS and Stokes Naughty 40 at first hand

[PTP]

My Bird lives in Stoke (Not from Stoke), I hate having to go there. What a ****hole! The story is that back in the day when the extacy boom started it started in Stoke and they were ****ed off their heads for years! You can see the after effects now. Its a bit like chernobyl!

- i lived there for three years whilst at staffs uni! - it's a ****ing **** hole, but i love the place had three great years and although i saw and heard plenty of mad things going on (next door neighbour petrol bombed, riots, break ins, fights etc etc etc) but was lucky enough to come through alive - how we were never broke into no-one knows, for two years the lock on our front door was broke, we lived in the roughest area (Shelton), and despite numerous break ins down the same road, including the above mentioned petrol bombing at our neighbours - noone never tried anything at ours. - It must have been our stoner designed security system of placing loads of empty glass bottles by the front door so if anyone came in they would smash, waking us all up that put all the criminals off.

[fah-q]

Or they figured that students had nothing worth nicking.

[PTP]

ha you say that but students are only skint cause they spend their loans and overdrafts on tv's, playstations, mobile phones, lap tops and other gadgetry!!!
- we had plenty of gear worth nicking. we just must have been incredibly lucky, possibly aided by the fact that our house always had 'activity' going on - ie people/mates turning up at all hours either drunk, or looking to get stoned etc. -

It's why we never bothered fixing the front door, cause we got pissed off with people knocking all the time and having to keep getting up to answer it. We figured those that we know well enough can just walk in, and those who knock obv don't know us well enough so therefore we would just ignore haha.

With regards the naughty 40 - i have plenty of stories regarding them. I have even played football in a final for the team i was player manager of at the time and we had about 4 or 5 of them down on our side line!! - the landlord of our local pub used to sort out our footie team, ie we would go there for food and drinks after our matches and they would look after us etc, his brother was a big 'head' with them and when we got to the final they al came to watch It got quite scary as they were threatening to kill the opposition, i was called over by the ref and asked to go and tell them to calm down!! **** that!!!