if you played for liverpool, what position would you be?

[Harv]

Haha. Centre-mid probably....attacking CM, so in our side I'd have to be off Nando.

I say this all the time when similar topics arise...but I was once described, in a match report, as "a haunting mixture of grace and aggression" . I'm a robust playmaker, who always looks to make runs beyond the striker(s). Not the most skilful in the world as in step-overs and that stuff, although I do have a nifty Cruyff turn in my locker.

I didn't realise it was my stock trick until someone pointed out, but I always had great success running at people, feinting to shoot, selling them the dummy, going past them on the outside and smashing a shot into the net.

THATS MY MOVE!!

Works an absolute treat in 5 a side.

My best position is just in behind the main striker. My top speed isn't quick, but i have good acceleration, and im a quick thinker....also find the corners of the net well when i shoot. Im ****house at stepovers and whatnot, but i can pin point passes, and have a knack for being able to do Bergkamp-esque flicks on the outside of the boot that somehow always cut through the defence and find my strike partner. I have no idea how they always come off, but they do

Torres would absolutely love playing with me.

I have a Di Canio like fuse though. I can snap at any second

[knockers]

I'd say I was a Benayoun off the striker or either flank cutting in , no real pace or fancy Dan trickery but able to find a pass that others don't see with an eye for goal.

[Shaggy]

THATS MY MOVE!!

Works an absolute treat in 5 a side.

I used it in 5-a-side more often than 11-a-side. I play up front in 5-a-side anyway so the chance to do it presents itself more often. I really exaggerate the motion to shoot....bring my right foot/leg back miles as though I'm gonna leather it, arms spread wide. Then just shift the ball as the defender totally sells himself and you're in.

I think I nicked it off Chris Waddle.

[the rev leeroy brown]

when i played at junior level i was a bit of a dion dublin / chris sutton type player. one week i was the lone man up top just flicking on headers or holding the ball up......other weeks i was a central defender. if i had my way though i'd be a keeper. number 2 to pepe.

[Darkon]

You're Danish? It is at this point i will brag about being on pretty good terms with Ebbe Sand I'm great friends with his brother and his wife/kids, coach them all in tennis and see Ebbe every year, play tennis with him (kick his ass) then play football with him (and get punished ). he's still in outstanding shape, absolute beast

Excellent - such a nice bloke Ebbe Sand.

I participated in a program on danish television that followed my team in the danish F.A. Cup where he came and trained us and watched one of our matches

And he has a sweet ass ride

[Darkon]

if we ever have kids (which we won't) you better pay up!

and we are totally planning on comin to copenhagen in the next couple of years!!!

according the the pint thread I guess I owe you one anyhow :/

[little dave hedgehog]

woo hooooooo!!!!!!

what side did you play for?

[Mike]

Manager for me.

[Tee]

Anywhere across the front line or just off it. I would provide the spark of creativity we so desperately need against in those tight matches. In my dreams.

[little dave hedgehog]

no defenders on this site

[Tee]

no defenders on this site

We'd just stick Neil Young at the back - no ****er will get past him.

[The Erectile Banana]

I'd be in the reserves.

I'm ****e.

[Darkon]

woo hooooooo!!!!!!

What side did you play for?

a.c s.m.ø.l.f.

[Shaggy]

I'd be in the reserves.

I'm ****e.

[Exiled_red]

I'd be in the reserves.

I'm ****e.