if you played for liverpool, what position would you be?

[little dave hedgehog]

a.c s.m.ø.l.f.

fedt jysk udtalelse

[tommyg]

when i played at junior level i was a bit of a dion dublin / chris sutton type player. one week i was the lone man up top just flicking on headers or holding the ball up......other weeks i was a central defender. if i had my way though i'd be a keeper. number 2 to pepe.

so basically you want to sit on your ass, chat with the rest of the lads in the side and get paid tens of thousands of pounds a week for nothing? sounds pretty nice

[PTP]

Left wing - i'd be the cunt with bags of tricks and talent, but would go missing in games, infuriating the fans, then suddenly popping up with a killer through ball giving us the 1-0 breakthrough. My name would be sung, i'd get involved for ten to twenty mins, ripping the other team apart, before disappearing back into nothingness on the left hand side and get called a cunt from fans in the centenary again

[Darkon]

fedt jysk udtalelse

you may be on to something

but don't tell the others - way to big news to become public just yet - we can claim our insider info cred later on!

[red g]

i would be peeling the oranges at half time

[Vermilion]

Bloody hell, i'm reading this thread....and, well, i'm ringing Rafa, some of these guys must be good enough, judging by the praises being sung abouty them all, ok, the praise maybe self praise, but praise none the less.


ring ring, ring ring, ring ring.........

ME. Rafa, Hi.....it's Vermillion here,
RB. oH hi Virmiloneh, wah can i do fo you,
ME. It's about some scouting i've been doing, i think i've found some candidates that are worth a look.
RB. Wat eez thee quaaality of deez players, same as Villa, Torres, Gerrrrrrarrrrrd, no?
ME. No, er... Yes, that's the sort of player i'm talking here, some real gems apparently, and i wonder how they are'nt playing pro football already looking at THEIR write up on how good they are.
RB. Whire eez dis form giiide of player yo speak.
ME. It's on Est 1892.
RB. Is good no, i go Est1892 always, some real jokers it has no, with they Sack Rafa humour, i like deez humour. OK so we know this is good no, i weeel look at Est Stars, diz must be more later yes...eh, how you say...a new tread, i no see this when i on Est last evening.
ME. Yes Rafa it's a new thread, that's why you've not seen it. OK fella, we still on for a game of Pro Evo on Friday.
RB. For sure, i weel always make time to kick Vermiloneh ass on console no.
ME.Good, i need a break form FALLOUT3 tbh.
RB.FALLOUT3, what eez deez FALLOUT3...heh, deez i think eez a game about Rafa and Fergie...NO? hahaha....hahaha, and will be more game 4, 5, 6 and 7 no, hahaha hahaha.
RBOne thing more i ask Vermiloneh,
ME. Yes Rafa, what is it ?
RB.Why Est Marky is like Benny Hill ?

[Joe King]

The Heskey job without the constant falling down.

[little dave hedgehog]

Bloody hell, i'm reading this thread....and, well, i'm ringing Rafa, some of these guys must be good enough, judging by the praises being sung abouty them all, ok, the praise maybe self praise, but praise none the less.


ring ring, ring ring, ring ring.........

ME. Rafa, Hi.....it's Vermillion here,
RB. oH hi Virmiloneh, wah can i do fo you,
ME. It's about some scouting i've been doing, i think i've found some candidates that are worth a look.
RB. Wat eez thee quaaality of deez players, same as Villa, Torres, Gerrrrrrarrrrrd, no?
ME. No, er... Yes, that's the sort of player i'm talking here, some real gems apparently, and i wonder how they are'nt playing pro football already looking at THEIR write up on how good they are.
RB. Whire eez dis form giiide of player yo speak.
ME. It's on Est 1892.
RB. Is good no, i go Est1892 always, some real jokers it has no, with they Sack Rafa humour, i like deez humour. OK so we know this is good no, i weeel look at Est Stars, diz must be more later yes...eh, how you say...a new tread, i no see this when i on Est last evening.
ME. Yes Rafa it's a new thread, that's why you've not seen it. OK fella, we still on for a game of Pro Evo on Friday.
RB. For sure, i weel always make time to kick Vermiloneh ass on console no.
ME.Good, i need a break form FALLOUT3 tbh.
RB.FALLOUT3, what eez deez FALLOUT3...heh, deez i think eez a game about Rafa and Fergie...NO? hahaha....hahaha, and will be more game 4, 5, 6 and 7 no, hahaha hahaha.
RBOne thing more i ask Vermiloneh,
ME. Yes Rafa, what is it ?
RB.Why Est Marky is like Benny Hill ?

[Rich]

Bloody hell, i'm reading this thread....and, well, i'm ringing Rafa, some of these guys must be good enough, judging by the praises being sung abouty them all, ok, the praise maybe self praise, but praise none the less.


ring ring, ring ring, ring ring.........

ME. Rafa, Hi.....it's Vermillion here,
RB. oH hi Virmiloneh, wah can i do fo you,
ME. It's about some scouting i've been doing, i think i've found some candidates that are worth a look.
RB. Wat eez thee quaaality of deez players, same as Villa, Torres, Gerrrrrrarrrrrd, no?
ME. No, er... Yes, that's the sort of player i'm talking here, some real gems apparently, and i wonder how they are'nt playing pro football already looking at THEIR write up on how good they are.
RB. Whire eez dis form giiide of player yo speak.
ME. It's on Est 1892.
RB. Is good no, i go Est1892 always, some real jokers it has no, with they Sack Rafa humour, i like deez humour. OK so we know this is good no, i weeel look at Est Stars, diz must be more later yes...eh, how you say...a new tread, i no see this when i on Est last evening.
ME. Yes Rafa it's a new thread, that's why you've not seen it. OK fella, we still on for a game of Pro Evo on Friday.
RB. For sure, i weel always make time to kick Vermiloneh ass on console no.
ME.Good, i need a break form FALLOUT3 tbh.
RB.FALLOUT3, what eez deez FALLOUT3...heh, deez i think eez a game about Rafa and Fergie...NO? hahaha....hahaha, and will be more game 4, 5, 6 and 7 no, hahaha hahaha.
RBOne thing more i ask Vermiloneh,
ME. Yes Rafa, what is it ?
RB.Why Est Marky is like Benny Hill ?

Very amusing.

Honestly, some of your write ups about yourselves are hysterical. One tackle through you and you'll be crying off....

[rossatron]

Agger, no doubt.

I'm told I'm a very composed and sometimes skilful defender who makes the hard things look easy with a surprising turn of pace...

Personally I don't believe it as I'm 6'6" and 15.5 stone and think my mates tell me this so I'll drive 'em to the games