Chelsea stars playing away from home

[Lee]

Oh, and

2008 Terry is fined £60 after parking his Bentley in a disabled car parking bay rather than pay 50p-an-hour to park in a public car park.

That's one of the things about footballers that grips my **** the most.

£60 ****ing fine?! Lazy cunts. Regular chap parks in a disabled bay then £60 is fair enough. Multi-millionaire footballer though... should be fined £100k. Cunts.

No ****ing need for a fit and healthy athlete to park in a ****ing disabled bay.

[Neil Young]

Who really gives a **** who he's been shagging anyway.

His wife and Wayne Bridge to name but two.

[paulc]

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance) "Chelsea, wherever they may be, "Don't leave your bird with John Terry.
"Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, "And he'll get your missus up the duff!"

[Shaggy]

[Exiled_red]

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance) "Chelsea, wherever they may be, "Don't leave your bird with John Terry.
"Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, "And he'll get your missus up the duff!"

[BillobShaisley]

Wasn't he involved in some kind of nightclub brawl a few years ago too?? Maybe he was cleared like our Steven but still.....

He's a cunt but most of the England team are too, so if you strip the captaincy off him for off field antics you open yourself to accusations of double standards due to the lengthy rap sheets of most England internationals.

Who really gives a **** who he's been shagging anyway.

Would agree except for the fact it's a team mates bird, so in that sense it's not entirely and off-field incident.

If your boss shagged your mrs could you continue to work with them and how would the rest of your colleagues feel about working with him too?

**** on someone elses doorstep, not your own JT.

[BillobShaisley]

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance)

"Chelsea, wherever they may be, "Don't leave your bird with John Terry.
"Cos he cannot shoot and he cannot pass, "but he'll take your missus up the arse.

[BillobShaisley]

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for england whilst terry remains captain. Lets hope he shags Emile Heskeys missus before the summer

[Deano73]

Thought it might be an idea to ‘own’ this one before anyone else gets hold of it:

Once again, to the tune of lord of the dance . . .

Care free,
Wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry,
It could be worse,
He could be scouse,
He’d shag your wife,
Then he’d rob your house

[Chrono]

Wrong forum mate

[dww]

BBC's Mark Bright quits Twitter after jibe at John Terry

Published 12:16 03/02/10 By Steve Anglesey [Mirror]

Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles and former footballer turned pundit Mark Bright get involved in the Great North Run

BBC analyst Mark Bright has quit his Twitter account after complaints over him posting a chant mocking England skipper John Terry.

The former Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday striker tweeted this on Wednesday morning: "Chelsea wherever u may b Don't leave ur wife with john terry". The chant went on to make accusations about Terry's mother and father before ending "And he cried when he missed a penalty".

But a short time later Bright posted this follow-up message: "After 4,362 tweets, 6984 followers, apologies to JT & Bridgy if offended, error of judgement from me, thank u all 4 the banter, im gone".

The chant has since been removed from Bright's Twitter page, but an earlier posting is still active, which reads: "Cappello told Bridgy I've spoken to JT and he's lost the armband, can you have a look under the bed pls. I know but gotta keep smiling."

[-V-]

*prays that the bbc sack him*

[Shaggy]

Mark Bright is so thick it's untrue. How on earth did he ever get a job at the BBC? That article calls him an 'analyst'!

[-V-]

I had to watch the African cup final on mute because of that clown

[Chrono]

Mark Bright is so thick it's untrue. How on earth did he ever get a job at the BBC? That article calls him an 'analyst'!

He is a total spastic. I love reading his article in the Metro just to see how wrong about everything he can be.

I don't even hate him, he is a clown.