Chelsea stars playing away from home

[javier_monsterano]

@ frank the tank

[Norbs]

'Team Bridge'

[The_weatherman]

Not when you're married mate. If he was single then fair play, chuck one up her.

Married with kids, you can't just do what you want.

[Norbs]

Married with kids, you can't just do what you want.

He must've felt a right cunt collecting his 'dad of the year' award. I wonder if he made any attempt to decline it?

[Kenneth]

<<Insert joke here>>

[Kenneth]

This needs another outing:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5hd-RJUHIg&feature=PlayList&p=31132E5E9B67EFEE&playnex t=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33"]YouTube- John Terry Kicked In Face By Diaby[/ame]

[javier_monsterano]

Football Heaven.

[Tee]

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

look, let's be 100% honest here...... if there was some lasher basically offering it up on a plate, most of you would take it. Also, she was the ex of his friend - their relationship was over - a big difference to it being cheating on his wife and best friend if Bridge was still going out with her.

He got caught playing away from home. Big deal. And Toni Terry, or whatever her ****in name is, should just admit that she sees this as a way to get half of JT's cash as it has been well-documented up to now that he was into ****ing anything that moved. Now that she is married to him, she's getting all high-and-mighty and being disgusted by it all. Give me a ****in break.......

As for the england captaincy - what should really matter is his leadership qualities on the pitch. In reality, england have a couple of leaders on the pitch so it doesnt really matter who has the armband.....

However, the fact that people are saying because he spreads it about he doesnt deserve to be england captain is a ****in joke. Grow up. I like to **** about a lot with women but it doesn't mean that I can't do my job. And also who do people think should get the captaincy instead? Let's look at the candidates:

1. Rio "let's just forget about scheduled drug tests" Ferdinand. Also has a bit of history with ****ing gang-bangs and secretly video-taping them. Hmmmm great choice there....

2. Stevie "let's beat up the DJ" Gerrard???? Hardly the model choice there.....

3. Wayne "let's **** a granny-prossie" Rooney??? Class player but a ****in pikey if ever there was one. That situation just goes to show what a ****in pack of tinkers Coleen's family are too as Shrek could have given their daughter an STD before she was 18......but it made financial sense for her to stick with Wayne....... ****in prostitute!!!

4. Frankie "pass the video Rio" Lampard??? Another ****in prick. It will probably come out that he was on the other side of Wayne Bridge's ex giving JT a high-five!!!

5. Cashley "vomit on the hairdresser's tit's while i **** her" Cole. Role model number one.

6. Sure why not go back to becks? The very guy that was boning the same bird that wacked off a pig on tv.......

7. How about Glen Johnson. Just don't put him in the temptation of any toilet seats!!!


Jesus, at this rate Mickey Owen could be back in as captain. In reality, the only way the FA / Capello could strip the captaincy without looking like total ****in hypocrits is by giving it to someone like Gareth Barry.........because pratically every other memeber of the starting 11 has a story like terry's in their closet!!!

Just goes to show that most english (footballers) are ****in scumbags......

What an absolute class post!

[javier_monsterano]

Can i just say,Steven Gerrard was found to be not guilty.

He'll be the new England captain and will take them to the final.

[Norbs]

Football Heaven.

[javier_monsterano]

It wasn't me who was saying football heaven,it was at the end in the credits.

[-V-]

Was Ashley Cole really speeding to get away from the papparazi or was he trying to get home before John Terry?

[Exiled_red]

Was Ashley Cole really speeding to get away from the papparazi or was he trying to get home before John Terry?

[javier_monsterano]