Nicklas Bendtner

[spud_gun]

Wish we had a crap player scoring a hattrick in a champions league game tonight

[SimonNo7]

Wish we had a crap player scoring a hattrick in a champions league game tonight

Wish we had a player scoring a hat-trick full stop

[The Erectile Banana]

Those tap-ins don't tap themselves in yknow Takes a special player to be in the right place at the right time. Credit where it's due

I knew someone would say that.



If you goal hang long enough you're bound to tap a few enough.

[wiw]

I knew someone would say that.



If you goal hang long enough you're bound to tap a few enough.

I was joking

[The Erectile Banana]

I was joking

[wiw]

Saying that though, I do quite like Bendtner. Finishing is the only area where he's lacking as far as I can tell..he has everything else. He's at that stage where he'll either really push on and start banging them in or end up playing for Villa in a year or two

[The Erectile Banana]

Saying that though, I do quite like Bendtner. Finishing is the only area where he's lacking as far as I can tell..he has everything else. He's at that stage where he'll either really push on and start banging them in or end up playing for Villa in a year or two

That and the fact that he's an egotistical tit - an average player who thinks he is the second coming of Pele. Did you see how smug he looked when he was walking off the field at half time? I'm glad I didn't see the hat trick. He's probably after swallowing himself whole in the dressing room.

[wiw]

That and the fact that he's an egotistical tit - an average player who thinks he is the second coming of Pele. Did you see how smug he looked when he was walking off the field at half time? I'm glad I didn't see the hat trick. He's probably after swallowing himself whole in the dressing room.

That's what's keeping him going though!

I didn't see it no. I've read the last line of your post 4 times now and err...what?

[The Erectile Banana]

That's what's keeping him going though!

I didn't see it no. I've read the last line of your post 4 times now and err...what?

Maybe I didn't explain it very well. He's the kind of person who is so in love with himself he'd probably like to consume himself if possible. You know like the whole 'if he was a chocolate bar...' thing. Admittedly the way I used it in my original post may have seemed quite random.

I'm tired.

[wiw]

Maybe I didn't explain it very well. He's the kind of person who is so in love with himself he'd probably like to consume himself if possible. You know like the whole 'if he was a chocolate bar...' thing. Admittedly the way I used it in my original post may have seemed quite random.

I'm tired.

Oooooh okay I thought you meant he would autofellate (? ) if he could. Maybe he can

[red g]

i had £30 on 33-1 for a hat trick

get the **** in

[The Erectile Banana]

Oooooh okay I thought you meant he would autofellate (? ) if he could. Maybe he can

Maybe he can. That could explain why he always looks so self satisfied.

[wiw]

Blimey, well in man Over a grand back?

[Shanks]

That bloke is more deluded than pennant , he actually thinks he his uber talented !!

i had £30 on 33-1 for a hat trick

get the **** in

Really?

[-V-]

i had £30 on 33-1 for a hat trick

get the **** in

**** thats good well done man! Brilliant

Really?

He means any player to score a hatrick