England Squad

[Craig_H]

Rooney curls a cracker from 25 yards, heading for top corner.

But Mitsubishi in the Japanese goal saves well.

[Craig_H]

To be fair, that Nissan Sunny lad has had a great game for the Japanese.

[Fernandinho]

streaming now cheers craig

[Craig_H]

No worries mate. Only 20 mins left though

[Fernandinho]

who is that playing right back? the stream aint so clear and it doesnt look like carra.

[Craig_H]

1-1 own goal from Tulio, who scored for Japan.

Jole Cole's cross from the right, no real threat in the box, but the defender's diving header attempted clearance flies into the net.

who is that playing right back? the stream aint so clear and it doesnt look like carra.

It's carra.

[Fernandinho]

own goal lol, unlucky

[Craig_H]

Ingerlund will probably go on to win this now, and be hailed as world beaters by every ignoramus out there.

Capello, with england in need of a winning goal, now brings on Heskey

[Fernandinho]

haha yeah i stopped watching just as he was bringing him on... i cant stand watching football streaming on the laptop...

[Craig_H]

Heskey's first contribution - miscontrols the ball and loses possession.

Such a joke of a selection, did he find a golden ticket in a Kitkat or something?

[Liverpool]

If Darren Bent doesnt get in the squad because of Heskey it would be a joke.

[Craig_H]

Heskey's embarrassing and SWP has done the best impression of the Invisible Man that i've ever seen.

[Craig_H]

2-1 to England, another own goal

If england take this kind of fluke into the world cup with them, then who knows...

[Fernandinho]

well the scum managed to go pretty far on OG so maybe england can too

[Craig_H]

This is the biggest papering-over-cracks process i've seen in years.

England are dire.