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    #91
    they seem to be louder tonight than on BBC's previous coverage or are they just starting to carve themselves into my skull?

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      #92
      they seemed a lot quieter on ITV's coverage of Portugal this afternoon or have my eardrums ruptured?

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        #93
        Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
        they seemed a lot quieter on ITV's coverage of Portugal this afternoon or have my eardrums ruptured?
        what did you say?

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          #94
          Originally posted by Marsh View Post
          what did you say?
          No switch in this dark but you search anyway
          This is the night, here in the day
          One thing remains perfectly clear
          It's the buzz buzz buzz in the drum of the ear

          Zee zee zee, zum zum
          Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum
          Zee zee zee, zum zum
          Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum

          makes more sense now...
          Last edited by Helios Creed; 15-06-10, 10:24 PM.

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            #95
            Switch off when not in use.

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                #97
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  #98
                  I saw some plank walking down the road pushing his toddler in a pram... both were blowing the bloody vuvuzelas!!! They are here folks!!! You have been warned!!

                  "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                    #99
                    My Dad is in Africa at the moment (not for the footy). I've text him to ask him to bring me one back if he sees any

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                      Originally posted by Reece View Post
                      My Dad is in Africa at the moment (not for the footy). I've text him to ask him to bring me one back if he sees any
                      Outside the 4walls of your own home would you have the courage to actually use it outside in the public?
                      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                        Originally posted by Sprouty View Post

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                          Originally posted by Tee View Post
                          Outside the 4walls of your own home would you have the courage to actually use it outside in the public?
                          Aye! I'd take it to work to help me get my point across in meetings, and to restaurants to get the attention of the waiter/waitress, and to hail taxis. It's potential uses are endless!

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                            Originally posted by Reece View Post
                            Aye! I'd take it to work to help me get my point across in meetings, and to restaurants to get the attention of the waiter/waitress, and to hail taxis. It's potential uses are endless!
                            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                              MORE PEOPLE BRINGING VUVUZELAS TO THE OFFICE


                              THE World Cup has seen a sharp rise in the number of people bringing their vuvuzelas to work with them.

                              The Confederation of British Industry said an increasing number of UK offices are coming alive to the vibrant sound of happy workers blowing into their plastic African trumpets without a care in the world.

                              Helen Archer, a solicitor from Hatfield, said: "It usually starts with one person blowing theirs for no particular reason, then a few more people join in and within 30 seconds you have an utterly deafening racket that lasts for seven or eight minutes before it gradually starts to fizzle out.

                              "At the moment, that's happening about three or four times an hour."

                              Nathan Muir, an accountant from Stevenage, said: "I bought this thing about three years ago to help me communicate less effectively with my wife, but I didn't realise it had workplace applications. How fantastic.

                              "I shall obviously use it to fanfare my arrival and departure, but I think I'll also take it with me to the lavatory so that I can proclaim the birth of my morning ****."

                              Roy Hobbs, a marketing consultant from Finsbury Park, added: "I find it very useful when the office manager is trying to talk to me about my mileage claims.

                              "She holds up the sheet and points at various numbers, attempting to make what I have no doubt are some very valid points and I take a deep breath and stare at her blankly while letting out a sustained PAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP until she goes away.

                              "I ****ing love this thing"

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                                If just 1 teams fans in the PL started to use 'em imagine the advantage!

                                Their own team would very soon get used to it whilst other teams wouldn't have a chance so would constantly be put of their stride.

                                Let's bring 'em in!

                                Vuvuzela for the league!

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