Mario Balotelli [General]

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Balotelli's first comment since joining City:

"I would have preferred to stay in Italy"

It's like Robinho all over again Basically said "I dont wanna be here"

I don't wanna be here but im not stupid enough to turn down all that cash

[JohnDoe]

He's a great little player. Reminds me of a young Rooney. An enormous talent IMO. Saw him for Inter and at times looked breath taking.

The only chance Balotelli has of reminding me of Rooney is if he ****s a 50 year old prostitute.

[Craig_H]

The only chance Balotelli has of reminding me of Rooney is if he ****s a 50 year old prostitute.

[spanky]

The only chance Balotelli has of reminding me of Rooney is if he ****s a 50 year old prostitute.

quote of the week

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

The only chance Balotelli has of reminding me of Rooney is if he ****s a 50 year old prostitute.

50? Dont you mean 60?

[Shaggy]

Can't profess to have seen loads of him but he always looks like another Ryan Babel to me.

[Gibbo]

Came off the bench to score for Citeh tonight, could be the one to look at against us on Monday, could surprise a few people. I hope not!

[paulc]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F185320...702727&show=50

[johnly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F185320...702727&show=50

Strange that that particular thread got through, on the right it says that only 'reasonable debate' allowed. Idiots

[Craig_H]

"Despite all the acres of coverage of the Rooney-prossies story, our favourite tabloid quote from a footballer this week comes from Mario Balotelli, who crashed his Audi A8 on his first day at Manchester City. So, at least one Premiership star is happy to tell the truth: 'The police raced to the scene, breathalysed Balotelli and interviewed him. The breath test was negative, but the police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was carrying £5,000 cash in his back pocket.
Balotelli's response was honest: 'Because I am rich.'"

[Tee]

Playyyyyyyyer!!!!!!

[Lee]

Wtf?!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Manchester-City-striker-Mario-Balotelli-quizzed-by-cops-after-breaking-into-a-women-s-prison-in-Italy-article593231.html

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has been quizzed by cops..after breaking into a WOMEN’S PRISON.

The bad-boy Italy star, a £24m summer buy from Inter Milan, figured in a series of controversial on and off-field incidents during his time in Serie A.

Balotelli, sidelined after knee surgery, has now sprung a jailhouse shock in Italy after driving his Mercedes into the grounds of Brescia women’s prison.

The 20-year-old and his brother Enock, 17, were grilled for half an hour before being released.

Brescia jail officer Calogero Lo Presti said: “We saw a high-powered Mercedes coupé come through the gate with two lads on board, and after a few minutes we realised Balotelli was one of them.

“They were questioned for 30 minutes to get their details and by the end both were frightened. Balotelli said he was sorry.

“They said they had seen the gate was open, and went in without knowing that you need special permission to visit a jail.

“They added they were specially curious at the fact it was a women’s prison.”

[Dirk07]

im sure he will turn out to be only half as mental as what he first appears......... and i will be gutted

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

[Craig_H]

Absolute nut-nut

Not dull though