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    bluevibe Bluevibe
    by The_Paris_Angel
    Mario Balotelli is currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a convertible Bentley (music blaring, top down), high fiving City fans
    FLMAO!!!! fdfssdfsd
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        There MUST be some footage of this somewhere, please god....LMAO

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          bluevibe Bluevibe
          Mario Balotelli is currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a convertible Bentley (music blaring, top down), high fiving City fans


          - I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...

          - OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc

          - Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis"

          - So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...

          - Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives

          - van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set

          Via @ChrisDolan on Twitter

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            Did you see him getting grief off one of the Sikh fans that sits behind Fergie as he was coming off?

            Ballotelli reacted to the guy's remark by grabbing his nuts ha ha!!

            Zabaleta was laughing his head off, watch it on MOTD2!!
            Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


            Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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              LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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                He is great. We need someone like him in the game. It wouldnt be as funny if he was **** at football.
                *Except Michael, who died.

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                  Oh I don't know.

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                    Off topic here but did anyone see that clown on SSN earlier last week that Utd fan who has United everything like his car is covered in Utd stickers and he's drapped in United tattoos?

                    What a dork, bet he feels like a right cnut now ha ha!!
                    Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                    Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          he really is a card

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                            He is a hero!

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                              One of the best Ive heard from him so far is definitely this one;

                              Within a couple of weeks of arriving in a new *country, Manchester City’s £22million signing was caught up in a car smash.

                              The young Italian was heading to City’s training ground in his Audi R8 eight days ago when the *incident happened.

                              The police raced to the scene, breathalysed *Balotelli and interviewed him. The breath test was negative, but the police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was *carrying £5,000 cash in his back pocket.

                              Balotelli’s response was honest: “Because I am rich.”
                              Balotelli!
                              The times they are a changin'.

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                                I hope someone writes an unoffical book about him

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