Mario Balotelli [General]

[Shaggy]

Balotelli's "girlfriend"?

Oh my days what a **** up this is

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064190/Mario-Balotelli-clutch-girlfriend-Raffaella-Fico-claims-pursued-glamour-girl.html

Everything rosy again? Mario Balotelli back in the clutches of girlfriend Raffaella Fico, after claims he pursued glamour girl


Family man: Mario Balotelli and girlfriend Raffaella Fico do family duties as they head out for a night in Manchester

[Gaz]

Not such a Happy Monday for Mario, Call the Cops

[Fivex]

Daily Mail, ****ups

[Icon]

Isn't that Will Smiths son..?

[Chrono]

Isn't that Will Smiths son..?

[Kenneth]

In fairness, it doesn't actually say that's his girlfriend. Still, they clearly felt the need to amend the caption.

[Craig_H]

Purely because Mario is an absolute nutter and has now made nothing beyond the realms of possibility, i actually believed that was his girlfriend for a minute

He could walk along the road clutching a tortoise, and i still wouldnt necessarily dissmiss all possibility that it was his girlfriend

The man has made anything possible.

[Assassin]

They look very much alike. I would say it is his little sister

[Kenneth]

Ah, the old 'they all look the same' line.

[Assassin]

Ah, the old 'they all look the same' line.

Thats a little racist

They have the same features. I would put money on them bring brother and sister

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

He's adopted by a white couple.

You bloddy racist.

[lickedlollipop]

i actually believed that was his girlfriend for a minute

sorry, but . he's not that crazy ffs and thats illegal anyway

[JohnDoe]

He is a legend and obviously a Liverpool fan.

Came in, committed some nice quick fouls to get a yellow, gave Skrtel a gentle nudge, grinned at his victory and acted mental on the way out to cover his tracks.

The actions of a genius.

[Daffy Duck]

And apparently he also broke the dressing room doors after he was sent off.

[ric.williams]

my favourite non liverpool player. comedy gold he is