Mario Balotelli [General]

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

If they ever make a film , dave chappelle needs to play the part

[Leyton388]

Good old Mario. Can't wait to see his DVD.

[lickedlollipop]

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Dalglish: "Balotelli got himself sent off. Sometimes if you look in the mirror, you get the answer. He doesn’t help himself."

[BringbackBiscan]

Kenny's right.

The guy is borderline retarded. I'm not so sure his child act is anything but down to low I.Q.

Although that bib incident was funny.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

He did that with his italian top too, put it on the wrong way around.

[BringbackBiscan]

Mourinho put it best. "If he had two brains, he would be twice as stupid"

[Leyton388]

Hahah!

BBC Sport's chief football writer Phil McNulty on Twitter: "Roberto Mancini on Mario Balotelli: "If he's damaged the dressing room door he pays - just like his house"

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

[Lee]

Mourinho put it best. "If he had two brains, he would be twice as stupid"

So true.

[Exiled_red]

Mourinho put it best. "If he had two brains, he would be twice as stupid"

[BigChief]

Good old Mario. Can't wait to see his DVD.

Can't wait to see his little brother play. Apparently he's even better than him.

Luigi Balotelli.

[Fivex]

[little dave hedgehog]

he can jump higher anyways.

[pondus]

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Cake decorating ala Mario around 3-minute mark, also Aguero shows his black eye from the Liverpool game.