Spurs want Beckham on loan

[Bender]

she was supposed to be teaching Romeo in an after school class yesterday, but he did something else instead. 3 different teachers came in to warn her, as if one of them doesn't turn up ever they have to raise the alarm immediately.

She said that DB looked fit, but later wondered who the badly dressed stick was until she realised that it was Posh

more updates to follow.