Jonjo Shelvey

[Buzzo]

I started the Jonjo, Jon Jon Jonjo, Jon Jon Jonjo Shelvey song at the game yesterday when he came on only it wasn't Shelvey that came on it was Skrtel.

There were about 6 of us all singing it too until the Irish lad next to me told me it wasn't even him.

Dickhead.

[Fivex]

+ 1.

[Assassin]

I started the Jonjo, Jon Jon Jonjo, Jon Jon Jonjo Shelvey song at the game yesterday when he came on only it wasn't Shelvey that came on it was Skrtel.

There were about 6 of us all singing it too until the Irish lad next to me told me it wasn't even him.

Dickhead.

Its good that someone tipped you off. It could have taken you a couple of years to find out yourself

[baitman]

Slinkster, laa...

[Slinky Skills]

Fail

[little dave hedgehog]

Its good that someone tipped you off. It could have taken you a couple of years to find out yourself

to be fair we did try to tip him off that other time.

[Exiled_red]

Agreed mate. A season long loan looks a very obvious move in terms of his development. Since the major offence card v United he's been very poor but I still think he's got it.

[saj]

Met his ex a few hours ago! She is ****ing hot. Quite friendly. Typical WAG lookalike. She has just joined my company. She said she lived up north in Liverpool. My mate says "I hope you don't support Liverpool?" to which she replies "No". I respond "Why not?" to which she replies "Because my ex plays for them!". I ask her who it is and she responds "Jonjo Shelvey!". Small world. She did not say anything complimentary about him which is what you would expect given it's his ex. She did keep emphasisng how cocky he is.

[frank the tank]

heard the moose on talksport mention that West Ham are likely to get him - not sure if he meant on loan or permo....

Would have been a good move if on loan - gutted cos it wont happen now that the moose has said it!!!

[Pablo]

I'd be happy to sell him to them. £20m for him and Carroll would be lovely jubberly

[~LFCHistory~]

I'd be happy to sell him to them. £20m for him and Carroll would be lovely jubberly

A couple of Allardyce players if ever there were - English, physically strong, aggressive, zero pace or finesse and both thick as ****.

[Shaggy]

Met his ex a few hours ago! She is ****ing hot. Quite friendly. Typical WAG lookalike. She has just joined my company. She said she lived up north in Liverpool. My mate says "I hope you don't support Liverpool?" to which she replies "No". I respond "Why not?" to which she replies "Because my ex plays for them!". I ask her who it is and she responds "Jonjo Shelvey!". Small world. She did not say anything complimentary about him which is what you would expect given it's his ex. She did keep emphasisng how cocky he is.

Ask her about his impressive johnson.

[Sarb]

Ask her about his impressive johnson.

I bet she walks funny

[Neil Young]

Ask her about his impressive johnson.

But she's already said he's cocky.

[Fredo]

Ask her about his impressive johnson.