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    #46
    I was round in a mates garden on one occasion when he produced an airgun for us to shoot some targets with.

    One of the fellas was none too savvy when it came to gun safety and closed the barrel whilst his finger was on the trigger. BANG. The fella beside me fell to the ground, whimpering "I've been shot, I've been shot".
    "no you haven't, stop messing around"
    "I have been shot!"
    "where?"
    SILENCE
    "where have you been shot?"
    GROANS

    Turns out he's been shot in the sack. Lost one of his 'boys' at the end of it all. Still walks like a cowboy.

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      #47
      Originally posted by cream View Post
      Thats racist, just coz he's black, doesn't mean he carries a gun and goes round shooting all day.
      Not even borderline. What next? Throwing bananas on the pitch because he makes a slip up? United fans are ultimately racist.
      I’m the showstopper, the headliner, the main event, the icon that is the Heartbreak Kid

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        #48
        Originally posted by ralpal View Post
        I was round in a mates garden on one occasion when he produced an airgun for us to shoot some targets with.

        One of the fellas was none too savvy when it came to gun safety and closed the barrel whilst his finger was on the trigger. BANG. The fella beside me fell to the ground, whimpering "I've been shot, I've been shot".
        "no you haven't, stop messing around"
        "I have been shot!"
        "where?"
        SILENCE
        "where have you been shot?"
        GROANS

        Turns out he's been shot in the sack. Lost one of his 'boys' at the end of it all. Still walks like a cowboy.
        Shot and the sack. The ideal punishment for Ashley.
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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            #50
            Maybe he was giving Torres shooting lessons?
            A humble guy with healthy desire.

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              #51
              Chelsea is a club filled with philanderers and gunmen. Nothing changed since the Mod days then
              I’m the showstopper, the headliner, the main event, the icon that is the Heartbreak Kid

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                #52
                He's too important to them, they can't afford to piss him off

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
                  ooohhhh................shove that mobile phone up there!
                  "I will make the boys feel your support"
                  Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                    #54
                    beggars belief that a top premiership player and england international could do something so stupid.

                    but we are talking about ashley cole. one of the most stupid arseholes of all time.

                    seriously the police should lock this ****er up for attempted manslaughter (not sure it its possible as how can you attempt to not kill someone on purpose). they should find something to lock this ****er up with.
                    [B]Sir Isaac Newton knew the universal law of karma - any action has its equal and opposite reaction.[B]

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                      #55
                      You'd ****ing paste that little bender all over the ****ing training ground the horrible little gob****e.

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                        #56
                        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldCWdIbp02s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldCWdIbp02s[/ame]

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                          #57
                          Every time I read or hear about this story it makes me laugh. It's so incredibly stupid.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                          May the Lord bless this post.

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                            #58
                            Love that wound re-opening bit @40.

                            What a ******
                            "I will make the boys feel your support"
                            Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                              #59
                              where was he shot, does anyone know??
                              I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

                              Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                #60
                                I mean on the body, I know at the training ground before we get the smart replies.
                                I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

                                Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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