General Twitter Thread

[Fivex]

Surprising if true.

[Bender]

Sánto @Zizouology 20s
Real Madrid have reportedly made a massive €50 million bid for Juventus midfielder Arturo Vidal. Unbelievable!

[Fredo]

This thread is an absolute car crash.

[Bender]

This thread is an absolute car crash.

and you intend to do what about it? something or nothing?

[Fredo]

Don't threaten me, Biscuit.

[Bender]

Don't threaten me, Biscuit.

i don't need to threaten you ......... your following me around like a lost puppy on a long leash

[Fosterbloke]

i don't need to threaten you ......... your following me around like a lost puppy on a long leash

... chasing a biscuit.

[Neil Young]

[Bender]

@BumperGraham: #Barça appoint Gerardo 'Tata' Martino for 3 seasons

[Kenneth]

twentyfour7 Football @twentyfour7 4m
BREAKING: Guus Hiddink resigned as Anzhi manager and is thought to be close to becoming new Barcelona coach. #tf7

So has he really resigned?

[Bender]

So has he really resigned?

Guus Hiddink has resigned as manager of Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala.
The 66-year-old will be replaced by former Manchester United first-team coach Rene Meulensteen.
"I've always said that my mission with Anzhi would end when the club was able to develop and grow by itself without my participation," said Hiddink. "Now that time has come."

[Kenneth]

Ta. What next I wonder.

[Bender]

MirrorFootball @MirrorFootball 5h
You've seen pics of huge crowds mobbing Premier League teams on tour but wait till you see MCFC's Hong Kong welcome!

[Fivex]

Surely they've turned up at the wrong airport.

[Bender]

Surely they've turned up at the wrong airport.

or the wrong country