General Twitter Thread

[Sarb]

Got to be fake

[Muddled]

https://twitter.com/MoneyMikeAshley

Gotcha. I thought as much.

Ta la.

[meffin]

I think his bio gives it away

Bi-Sexual Owner of Newcastle United Football Club and Sports Direct. Also a multi-billionaire. (Parody account obvs)

[G]

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Hopefully they don't part ways while United are still looking for a manager.

[baitman]

pep off

[Gibbo]

I may be wrong. But I can imagine that is being twisted from a response he's made about people asking him about what Beckenbaur said.

[meffin]

Bayern are a 25 goal striker away from being the best team in the world again. And they have one coming in the summer

[Shaggy]

They do badly lack an A-list striker. Mandzukic is good at what he does but it's a gaping weakness. Lewandowski is very good IMO but not what you'd call a superstar striker. Amazes me that they're not arsed about Suarez tbh.

[Pablo]

They do badly lack an A-list striker. Mandzukic is good at what he does but it's a gaping weakness. Lewandowski is very good IMO but not what you'd call a superstar striker. Amazes me that they're not arsed about Suarez tbh.

I think they said after paying €40 million for Javi Martinez that they'd never pay that much for a player again. Thank God because it's one of the few clubs I actually think he'd still leave us for!

[Fosterbloke]

I might be moving to Munich in a couple of years. Only for 6-12 months with the family but I'd love to see a few matches!

[ChesterDave]

Retweeted by mick quinn
Mike Ashley @MoneyMikeAshley 7m

Mass walkout on 60 minutes? Good job the stadium bars shut after half time then isn't it! Get yourselves away.

edit: didnt even pay attention to the twitter user name. Just saw Mike Ashley

[Vermilion]

[Shaggy]

Sylvain Distin @sylvaind15tin
I m retiring from France team. It was a wonderful experience and after a record of #0 caps it's time to say goodbye and focus on my club

[danperkins]

[McDermotX]

The bitterness is strong in that one.

Could have played for Guadeloupe.