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La galaxy were formed in 1995

I said tweets not that they were true

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ok

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@Joey7Barton
Imagine if id of stamped on Song, all the numptys would be out calling for a public execution. What cos its on me its alright?

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Fair comment really although he only has himself to blame for such a record of previous.

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****ing hell, his head must be all over the place

Leon_Mann Leon Mann
Sad to hear John Obi Mikel's father is missing + he may have been kidnapped. Apparently he was told on Sat before game yesterday. #cfc
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@GuillemBalague
Goodbye Fabregas. Hola Cesc... http://t.co/5gGLldK

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No he didn't.

Those tweets were flying around on Friday I just didn't bother posting them here.

I did

Obviously the gag had been made a million times but I made the actual quote up.

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@thesemgroup
AMENDED MIKEL STATEMENT: SEM confirms, that client John Obi Mikel’s father was abducted in Nigeria on Friday 10th August. Thus far no ransom demand has been received. Mikel was informed by his manager prior to the Stoke v Chelsea match & decided to play so as not to let down his team & family.

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@sidlowe
The fans are in to welcome Cesc... http://t.co/qUq22Sm

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@Leon_Mann
Just spoke to John Obi Mikel's agent. He doesn't expect him to return to Nigeria as they don't think this would help the situation

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@sidlowe
Barça's no.4 http://t.co/prHc2pG

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WTF! is that Fabregas????, transfer right out of the blue

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@sidlowe
Fabregas on the shirt rather than Cesc, by the way

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