General Twitter Thread

[Mostar]

@cahiers_dusport
Massive story being reported by Lusa: Ricardo Carvalho has retired from international football, saying he feels "disrespected & hurt." Wow.

[Norbs]

Wesley Schneider just tweeted something v interesting apparently. Come on Twittererers, what did he say?

[Chazza]

TSKeysandGray Richard Keys
by talkSPORTDrive
Kia Joorabchian has told #tskeysandgray that Manchester City offered Carlos Tevez to Inter Milan in a swap deal for Wesley Sneijder...
9 minutes ago

TSKeysandGray Richard Keys
by talkSPORTDrive
... but they withdrew the offer when they signed Samir Nasri from Arsenal
9 minutes ago

[Mostar]

@WikipediaTrends
Popular today on the English @Wikipedia: Denis Stracqualursi - visits are up 34,009% http://enwp.org/Denis_Stracqualursi

[Shaggy]

GuillemBalague Guillem Balague
Soon excellent news for Brighton fans. Despite last minute interest from other richer and more famous clubs, Vicente will play for Gus Poyet

What a coup for them. Be interesting to see him play against us, if he does play.

[Chazza]

domfifield Dominic Fifield
Romelu Lukaku (and Ryan Bertrand) miss out on #CFC #CL squad. 22-man party named, with Lukaku sacrificed as only 17 non-homegrowns allowed
3 minutes ago

domfifield Dominic Fifield
Bertrand misses out for #CFC as, of 8 homegrown, only 4 can be "association trained"... Ferreira LB cover. McEachran on B list so available
2 minutes ago

[Shaggy]

GrahamSpiers Graham Spiers
by sachinnakrani
Breaking: Uefa have upheld Celtic appeal – Neil Lennon’s team re-instated to the Europa League. Sion to lodge an appeal.

[Gaz]

Someone's taking the piss on that Stracqualursi Wikipedia page

Everton
On the 31 August 2011, Stracqualursi signed a season long loan deal with English Premier League club Everton at the end of his loan spell he has a view to a permanent deal with the Premier League champions who are owned by theatre tycoon millionaire Bill Kenwright. [5]

[G]

@AndyHeaton

The moment Drenthe & Stracqualursi realised their agents had been economical with the 'famous club in Liverpool' claim






FLMAO

[McDermotX]

Face on the bottom guy should be made into a poster for derby day

[Kenneth]

[McDermotX]

Now I know what those pics remind me of.

Kidnapped people asking for a ransom. (which, they are, I suppose)

[Craig_H]

@AndyHeaton

The moment Drenthe & Stracqualursi realised their agents had been economical with the 'famous club in Liverpool' claim

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/01/article-0-0DA9255000000578-712_468x313.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/01/article-2032421-0DA924E300000578-394_468x341.jpg

FLMAO

[john316]

@AndyHeaton

The moment Drenthe & Stracqualursi realised their agents had been economical with the 'famous club in Liverpool' claim






FLMAO

Might be the funniest unveiling photos ever

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