General Twitter Thread

[Craig_H]

What a loon. Step aside Balotelli, the original is back!

[Roboklopp]

Haha.

[barnes10]

he's just found google maps...

[Shaggy]

Sam Matterface (married to Natalie Sawyer) - oh dear!

sammatterface Sam Matterface
for 430 ish....xxx mIss you sexy lady with the most gorgeous face in the world... and the sexiest boobies I have ever seen.... so hot xx

Now deleted

[Reece]

"for 430 ish"

[Shaggy]

Obv part 2 of a what was meant to be a DM intended for his wife

[Alex]

and the sexiest boobies I have ever seen

[Shaggy]

Smooth

[Rich]

Classy

[Lee]

How old is he ffs?!

[Roboklopp]

Who are these people?

Anyone who uses the word "boobies" who is over about 8 needs burning.

[little dave hedgehog]

take nothing away from how splendid her boobies actually are.

[Muddled]

I saw the word 'boobies' pop up twice on 'Real Time' and rushed over to this thead.

Not happy guys, not happy.

[spud_gun]

He has a point about her boobies

[Kenneth]