General Twitter Thread

[Shaggy]

Callum @MullerReus
Bournemouth will play Real Madrid on July 21st, and are charging £60 for adults, and £30 for kids, just for a FRIENDLY. 60. quid.

[Neil Young]

As if anyone is going to pay sixty pounds to watch Bournemouth.

[Chazza]

Good - the more they spend elsewhere the less likely they are to be in for Mkhitaryan.

Might be done.....

Daniel Busch @dan_bu
Borussia Dortmund sign AS St. Etienne's Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.

[Shaggy]

This lad on Twitter is a real cringey meff but he has a point here

[Shaggy]

Haha. 9am this morning.

Paul McGrath @Paulmcgrath5
I love aston villa and im pissed soz :-)

Paul McGrath @Paulmcgrath5
Irish bankers take the piss out of irish families hope ur still haopy pricks **** u :-)

[Chazza]

I was reading that he got arrested over the weekend for public order offences.

[Kenneth]

Edit: At the tweets, not the arrest for public order offences.

[Fosterbloke]

****ing hell Paul McGrath.

[kingfunk]

He once went back to some of my mates student accommodation at 8 in the morning on the piss in Galway, they had job to get rid of him.

[Bender]

Guardian sport @guardian_sport 3m
QPR ready to pay Tottenham £2m for Scott Parker http://gu.com/p/3h3ka/tw via @guardian #thfc

[Chazza]

Sky Bet @SkyBet
BREAKING! Negredo is now 1/2 for a move to Manchester City following Spanish media speculation --> sky.me/17U4XkI #MCFC

[Shaggy]

They think it's a cert up here. Amazing. He's decent I think but from Tevez/Balotelli to Negredo is a downgrade. No doubt they'll get another but I expected better from them.

[Chris]

Their transfer policy seems really strange. Boss scoring record but he's not that good I dont think and like Shaggy says definitely not as good as the two they've sold in recent months.

If it's the same fellas who spunked all that money at Barca on Kerrison, Henrique, Hleb, Chigrinsky, Caceres, did the Zlatan/Eto'o deal etc they might have to get used to money wasted!

[Shaggy]

****in hell yeah that was a motley crew. And that Eto'o deal was mindblowing. Same blokes innit?

[Bender]

Guardian sport @guardian_sport 41s
Chelsea agree £8m fee for midfielder Marco van Ginkel from Vitesse Arnhem http://gu.com/p/3h4vm/tw via @guardian