General Twitter Thread

[Kenneth]

It says that your mum wears crotchless pants when she's out shopping because she likes a bit of a breeze.

[Vermilion]

https://twitter.com/Zizouology/statu...12122378665985

It's obvious utd were going to go after and sign top players, no surprise really, it will continue too untill they have squad worthy of a club of that size.

They have been very thrify over the last couple of years really, must have bucketloads of cash spare tbh.

Hopefully Moyes will make a pigs ear of it regardless.

[kev776]

We really need Fernando.

[danperkins]

Be gutted if United get Fernando

[Norbs]

Bet he lives in London

Bet he doesn't as no one would give a hoot about his dare down there

[Bender]

The Telegraph @Telegraph 5m
Arsenal announce a £150m five-year kit deal with Puma - the largest in British football history http://fw.to/MMv1vsK via @TeleFootball

[danperkins]

The Telegraph @Telegraph 5m
Arsenal announce a £150m five-year kit deal with Puma - the largest in British football history http://fw.to/MMv1vsK via @TeleFootball

Arsenal really are in good shape off the pitch

[Bender]

Rob Harris @RobHarris 21s
Arsenal being criticised in questions at Puma press conference for lack of transparency on details of deal

[Bender]

Pete O'Rourke @SkySportsPeteO 4m
Alan Pardew says he cannot be certain Yohan Cabaye will stay at Newcastle before close of the transfer window. #NUFC

BBC Sport @BBCSport 28s
Swansea have confirmed the signing of David Ngog from Bolton for an undisclosed fee #swans

[Gibbo]

Puma make ****ing 'orrible kits though.

[Pablo]

How much does it look like Cabaye will go for? About £18-20m? If so I'm surprised, but relieved, Man United aren't all over that.

[Gibbo]

Im more worried that they're gonna sign Vidal.

[Chazza]

Im more worried that they're gonna sign Vidal.

We will find out Sassoon enough

[Bender]

How much does it look like Cabaye will go for? About £18-20m? If so I'm surprised, but relieved, Man United aren't all over that.

i never pay more than £3.50 for a kebab [with salad]

[Fredo]

i never pay more than £3.50 for a kebab [with salad]

You're overpaying for homemade kebab, mate.