General Twitter Thread

[rodo]

Read somewhere about getting some test done to prove he is actually 17

[Fivex]

Yep they've confirmed that he is actually 17.

Which I guess also confirms he wears a latex face mask.

[Chazza]

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[Gibbo]

He's 25?!??!?!?!

[Lee]

Read somewhere about getting some test done to prove he is actually 17

He was driving his kids to school when he was playing for the U-11's.

[Shaggy]

Rafael Hernández @RafaelH117
Santos ex-President said Barcelona paid for an orgy at a hotel for Neymar's father. This isn't a professionally run institution anymore.

[Muddled]

[spud_gun]

Neymar is fast turning out to be one of the worst transfers in history. Didn't really deliver on the pitch in his first season and off the pitch its nearly brought Barca to its knees.

[Shaggy]

I know people who still say he's better than Suarez. LOL.

[Buzzo]

Neymar is fast turning out to be one of the worst transfers in history. Didn't really deliver on the pitch in his first season and off the pitch its nearly brought Barca to its knees.

Try telling his dad that

[kev776]

Neymar is fast turning out to be one of the worst transfers in history. Didn't really deliver on the pitch in his first season and off the pitch its nearly brought Barca to its knees.

Sounds like Barca did that to his dad.

[Pablo]

I know people who still say he's better than Suarez. LOL.

He's insanely talented though. No doubt about that. Some of the goals he scored in Brazil were ridiculous. He's got a lot to prove but if he can live up to his potential he will be one of the best players in the world.

Basically what I'm saying is I'd take him on a free. I wouldn't pay for one of his sex festivals though mind. Sex people

[Shaggy]

Oh he is, for sure. I expect to him have a good World Cup.

But he's miles off Suarez.

[Tee]

Oh he is, for sure. I expect to him have a good World Cup.

But he's miles off Suarez.

A couple of spectacular goals in the WC and his stock will rise ridiculously again.

[Fivex]

BBC had some embarrassing tripe on their football homepage about him scoring the best ever penalty the worlds have ever witnessed!!.

In training.