Xabi Alonso To UTD. Surely not!

[Kopite Kymraeg]

God NO! Here's hoping that this is just blatant, naive, column inch hunting journalism.

Manchester United want to bring Real Madrid midfield ace Xabi Alonso back to England.

The former Liverpool midfielder is under consideration at Old Trafford as a replacement for the retired Paul Scholes.

Radio Cadena Ser says United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is making a move for Xabi and is setting up talks with the player's camp.

United are willing to better Xabi's current Real wages to tempt him back to the Northwest.

Any move to Old Trafford would prove difficult for the playmaker, who only this month has pledged his loyalty to Liverpool in an interview with the club's website.

[Gibbo]

He would never, ever, ever go there.

[RichC]

won't happen.

[Chazza]

Where's that from mate?

[Tee]

He would tell them to **** off, for sure.

[Gibbo]

Total football I believe?

[Kopite Kymraeg]

From the gospel that is tribalfootball. Ahem! Like I said, shameless, naive, column inch hunting..... Probably. But still god NO.

[danperkins]

Laughable story, i'll drink my own piss if this happens

[Fredo]

Laughable story, i'll drink my own piss if this happens

Haha, I think you might regret this.

[Exiled_red]

I really hope this isn't true.

[Kopite Kymraeg]

If my tongue wasn't firmly embedded in my cheek I would probably regret starting this !

[Baracus]

I really hope this is true. Then Xabi can turn round and tell them to do one.

[Norbs]

He would never, ever, ever go there.

Erm, he's a Basque and signed for Royal Madrid

[Norbs]

Laughable story, i'll drink my own piss if this happens

Better eat a lot of pineapple the night before fella

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Laughable story, i'll drink my own piss if this happens

This really did make me L O L