Xabi Alonso To UTD. Surely not!

[G]

If he was for sale i've no doubt we'd be in for him. He isn't though, he's too important to Real right now. I'd eat my mickey if he went there regardless.

[Norbs]

PrtSc

[ronanm]

There's not a hope in hell of this happening, but, in keeping with the pointless overly emotive spirit of the times, I would like to say that if it does I would find it 1000 times more gutwrenching than Torres to Chelsea.

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[RichC]

I'd say it's like being gang raped. The first one is probably the hardest. But, after a while, you just sob on through it. Apologies to anyone who has been gang raped.

quite possibly the worst analogy I've seen on here and that my friend is saying something!

[Shanks]

If he was for sale i've no doubt we'd be in for him. He isn't though, he's too important to Real right now..

Xabi going to the Mancs..

[Angryred]

I'd say it's like being gang raped. The first one is probably the hardest. But, after a while, you just sob on through it. Apologies to anyone who has been gang raped.

Please refrain from posting crap like this in the future! It's alright apologising but doesn't redeem yourself from your peers on here...

[BigChief]

How many established world class stars have ever gone to manure? (Fabian Barthez doesn't count )

We can all thank Shearer for that.

[ronanm]

Please refrain from posting crap like this in the future! It's alright apologising but doesn't redeem yourself from your peers on here...

fair point - apologies to all - no offence meant.

[Roboklopp]

Thought it was a bit overstated but quite funny myself...

[Leyton388]

LOL there is more chance of elton john being caught inbetween Katey prices legs.

[g.red]

LOL there is more chance of elton john being caught inbetween Katey prices legs.

Merkin!

[fah-q]

I don't like the tone of Tony Evans tweets on this today.

[Kenneth]

I dont believe a word he says.

[Shaggy]

TonyEvansTimes Tony Evans
What I can say, is I don't think Alonso will pitch up in Manchester. Or is coming back

[Shanks]

Dyu reckon he's basing that on his own opinion, or his ITK?