Manchester City

[ChesterDave]

What is it with all these ****ing inflatable bananas?

[baitman]

If the false attendance figures of fans actually attending emtihad football matches are anything to go by then will will see numbers for this procession well into the millions

[Buzzo]

A colleague of mine at work is a city season ticket holder. The fella in front of him ****ed off - and took his 12 year old son - when they went 2 down. He said there were quite a few that did......

****in dick heads

Thats absolutely baffling.

Given there was no stage of the day when they weren't top of the League, even at 2-0 down. I cant imagine any scenarion where I am not staying when there is a potential trophy lift

[ChesterDave]

If the false attendance figures of fans actually attending emtihad football matches are anything to go by then will will see numbers for this procession well into the millions

They must be at the parade - only 615 are watching live on their twitter account

[rodo]

[ChesterDave]

I've seen bigger crowds outside Dixons trying to catch a view of the scores on ceefax

[Rafa Justice]

What is it with all these ****ing inflatable bananas?

A late 80s thing. Imre Varadi was called Imre Banana by fans who couldn't pronounce his surname. From there came inflatable bananas. It caught on for about 6 months around England with all kinds of inflatables being taken to matches including, yes, blow up dolls.

[ChesterDave]

So why are city only doing it now. Oh wait, sorry, forgot they were only founded 15 years ago

[Rafa Justice]

So why are city only doing it now. Oh wait, sorry, forgot they were only founded 15 years ago

Showing off their history

[Shaggy]

Julian Alvarez scored 6 for River Plate last night in a Libertadores game ffs.

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[Buzzo]

Pep has to keep all these guys happy. Might not be as easy as all that. Gathering a lot of egos.

But yeah, mainly looks pretty ominous.

[Maxiedge]

The defending **** me. Think Origi would have got 10.

[baitman]

The defending **** me. Think Origi would have got 10.

Like dribbling around traffic cones

[Irishnev]

The defending **** me. Think Origi would have got 10.

Still good finishes though - he’s very highly rated and will get nowhere at City because of Haaland

[rudedog]

Still good finishes though - he’s very highly rated and will get nowhere at City because of Haaland

Haaland is injured 50% of the time so he’ll likely get plenty of chances