Kyrgiakos

[malg]

I thought he was a really useful sqd player,that could leave us a little light in defence. Unless we buy another Brit soon.

[wavydavy]

I thought he was a really useful sqd player,that could leave us a little light in defence. Unless we buy another Brit soon.

Stating the obvious I know but it is inconceivable that we won't be signing a new CB. Absolutely one million per cent. Its not like we've got a few players who could be makeshift CBs either. Only Kelly IMO. Wisdom and Wilson need loaning out too. Agger's dodgy fitness-wise, Skrtl's coming back from an injury and Carras's creaking a bit so I can't see him playing every game either. Could even be two CBs IMO. What an amazing Summer it's turning out to be.

[dom9]

Soto = Cult Hero.

[Craig_H]

I demand an open letter to the fans

Hello Red people.

I am man. You are fan.

I go now.

[dom9]

And who could forget:

Off to try and get some sleep now. Nabil 'n Babel still rapping in Dutch and French together. Kyrgiakos sleeping standing up, fists clenched

[Craig_H]

[dom9]

I just searched for that above piece of genius, but have to post the rest:

I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut.

Gone to sit next to Kyrgiakos, Nabil has lost the plot. Don't give that boy sugar. Soto is banging on about being an ancestor of Zeus again.

Screw that, Soto has an industrial sized tub of Houmous. And no bread. Or spoon. Its like a drink to him. He's a monster.

Kyrgiakos now sitting with the driver. Telling him that he's 'A carnivore, plain and simple. Only the weak and women eat anything green

Sorry guys, had no connection. Few updates, was woken up very early this morning (6am) - by Kyrgiakos blowing his medieval horn.

He blew it, thrice, and shouted "and so signals the start of a new day", looked to the floor and bowed.

Carra threw his shoe at him & screeched "what ****in time do you call this you Greek tit" Didnt seem to affect Soto, I think hes in a trance

Its so hot because Kyrgiakos has turned the heating up to full. When questioned about it he replies with only : "This is a mans world"

Hes truly lost it now. Hes in the toilet frantically cutting his own hair, muttering 'survival of the fittest'. NGog trying to stop him.

Toilets humming. Sammy was about to use the air freshener, Soto stopped him - 'it is a pure and manly smell that must not be tampered with'.

Just spied Kyrgiakos' shopping list :

1. Whole Goat (recently deceased)
2. Flammable Trident
3. Blast Furnace.

Freaky. Its written in blood

Dont think Stevie knows Ayalas name. Just calling him Beavis. Soto standing dead still in the middle of the dance floor with his top off.

[Craig_H]

[McDermotX]

Hello Red people.

I am man. You are fan.

I go now.

I just searched for that above piece of genius, but have to post the rest:

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[Exiled_red]

[ronanm]

I wonder if our performance on Sat vs. Arse swayed the decision of a centreback both teams were interested in

[RedSince1964]

Must have a replacement lined up.

Agreed but who?

My moneys on Cahill + ?

[Mostar]

Hello Red people.

I am man. You are fan.

I go now.

I just searched for that above piece of genius, but have to post the rest:

[Darkon]

He did a very good job in the backup role, but it's probably time for him to go. Hopefully he wouldn't be needed as much this season if Agger stays fit (big if), and it's sensible to get someone younger in now.

Solid defender, lethal on set pieces. Hope he does well in Germany as a likely replacement of Simon Kjær going to Roma.

[Roboklopp]

Krygiakos was someone who cheered us up in one of our darkest times & played his heart out. For that, I'll always look out for him. Shame he didnt play alongside Biscan, cos that wouldve been ace. (Only in the League Cup mind).