Dispatches

[Alex]

I really hope that you are right.

Why do you assume it is him?

[truefan999]

It's clearly not Carroll

How many people on coke do you know who are slow, lazy and lethargic? Exactly.

Now if you said he took valium or weed.........

[Arn]

Why do you assume it is him?

Because of his old Newcastle past when he had problems off the pitch.

That Capello complained about his drinking problem. I doubt that Capello would even care if it was only a drinking problem.

There isn't that many possible players that fit the bill to be fair.

[Chris]

Andy Carroll has a coke problem because Capello said its better for players to not drink alcohol. You cant fault the logic!

[Buzzo]

Giggsy has been out of the headlines for a while

[Shaggy]

I totally remember bumping into team mates in night clubs at 3am before an 10am kick off, us having a laugh about how ****ing mental it will be that we will be running around a football pitch in a few hours hours time.

Then to turn up to the game rough as ****. Guys just totally wrecked. I used to play up front and always remember the first run/chase for the ball as being almost surreal. Spewing at half time was also a totally common occurance.

Sunday League FTW! The true heroes of football.

One year we had a big Cup game away and ludicrously I was dropped cos the player-'manager' saw me spewing at 4.30am. It was ridiculous, I was in the same state every week, he was ****ted too, but just cos he saw me spewing I was dropped.

We were losing 1-0 and I was shouting from the touchline to bring me on and that I'd change the game. He brought me on and I trotted into the centre circle. We had a free kick in our half and I immediately made a run in behind which the lad saw, and hit it over the top for me to chase. It was a 50-50 between me and the keeper - he just got to the ball before me. I'd sprinted about 40-50 yards. I turned round, put my hand up and said "I'm gonna have to come off" and walked off heaving before chundering like **** on the touchline

I won "Pillock of the Season" at our end-of-season awards for that

[Buzzo]

Andy Carroll has a coke problem because Capello said its better for players to not drink alcohol. You cant fault the logic!

He probably injects Heroine as well, at least that's what I thought Capello was hinting at.

[Alex]

Because of his old Newcastle past when he had problems off the pitch.

That Capello complained about his drinking problem. I doubt that Capello would even care if it was only a drinking problem.

There isn't that many possible players that fit the bill to be fair.

Alight then. So you've added 2 and 2 together and made a Billion there.

[Neil Young]

Alight then. So you've added 2 and 2 together and made a Billion there.

No, that's what Carol Vorderman did.

[Lee]

One year we had a big Cup game away and ludicrously I was dropped cos the player-'manager' saw me spewing at 4.30am. It was ridiculous, I was in the same state every week, he was ****ted too, but just cos he saw me spewing I was dropped.

We were losing 1-0 and I was shouting from the touchline to bring me on and that I'd change the game. He brought me on and I trotted into the centre circle. We had a free kick in our half and I immediately made a run in behind which the lad saw, and hit it over the top for me to chase. It was a 50-50 between me and the keeper - he just got to the ball before me. I'd sprinted about 40-50 yards. I turned round, put my hand up and said "I'm gonna have to come off" and walked off heaving before chundering like **** on the touchline

I won "Pillock of the Season" at our end-of-season awards for that

[RichC]

Because of his old Newcastle past when he had problems off the pitch.

That Capello complained about his drinking problem. I doubt that Capello would even care if it was only a drinking problem.

There isn't that many possible players that fit the bill to be fair.

Arn, not many footballers haven't had issues over their careers, in fact almost every footballer could fit the bill!

the lad got himself in a few scrapes whilst young but so many footballers have - Terry, Gerrard, Giggs, Rooney to name 4 off the top of my head.

These "logical" conclusions you jump to are just crazy.

[Lee]

These "logical" conclusions you jump to are just crazy.

But they make for great entertainment.

[fah-q]

I bet it's going to be Bender revealing it's Mutu.

[Neil Young]

[Liverpel]

I bet it's going to be Bender revealing it's Mutu.