Originally posted by PC Plod
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Personally I'm disappointed to read an officer of the law describe his once-girlfriend and other female friends as "scally cunts.".
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Haha, very good. Manchester.
And I wasn't referring to the girls as you well know Neil, you esoteric old mutt.Last edited by Roboklopp; 13-09-11, 05:15 PM.3rd place. Worst champions ever.
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I'd take exception at being called esoteric Neil you old Mutt hahahahahaComment
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Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
One year we had a big Cup game away and ludicrously I was dropped cos the player-'manager' saw me spewing at 4.30am. It was ridiculous, I was in the same state every week, he was ****ted too, but just cos he saw me spewing I was dropped.
We were losing 1-0 and I was shouting from the touchline to bring me on and that I'd change the game. He brought me on and I trotted into the centre circle. We had a free kick in our half and I immediately made a run in behind which the lad saw, and hit it over the top for me to chase. It was a 50-50 between me and the keeper - he just got to the ball before me. I'd sprinted about 40-50 yards. I turned round, put my hand up and said "I'm gonna have to come off" and walked off heaving before chundering like **** on the touchline
I won "Pillock of the Season" at our end-of-season awards for that Laughing properly here, brings back sooo many memories, sounds like the average army match on a Sunday afternoon.
Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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