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  • Buzzo
    Donald Buzzworth
    • Jun 2010
    • 67435

    #20911


    Penalty..!
    Modifying post.

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    • Exiled_red
      Paisley
      • Nov 2007
      • 55279

      #20912
      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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      • Norbs
        Big Girl's Blouse
        • Jun 2007
        • 42639

        #20913
        He's such a bell that he couldn't laugh something like that off

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        • S-RED
          Shankly
          • Mar 2008
          • 6929

          #20914
          love the guy that picked him up had 'here to help' on his top

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          • Tee
            El Pistolero
            • Jul 2006
            • 35788

            #20915
            It’s lik everything he touches turns to **** now
            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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            • Assassin
              Kloppite
              • Sep 2006
              • 25908

              #20916
              One of their most used training videos. The no contact dive

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              • Le Chef
                Paisley
                • Jul 2006
                • 10751

                #20917
                Under the radar a little, but Old Trafford is starting to fall apart, Zero maintainece in the last 3 years and one of the exec suite kitchens closed down.
                Renewal plans are not approved, and no provisioning accrued for upgrades.
                I make no apologies, this is me

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                • Slinky Skills
                  Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 20516

                  #20918
                  Hopefully it will burn down ****ing **** hole.
                  Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                  Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                  • Cormack74
                    Paisley
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 10533

                    #20919
                    Originally posted by Deano
                    Under the radar a little, but Old Trafford is starting to fall apart, Zero maintainece in the last 3 years and one of the exec suite kitchens closed down.
                    Renewal plans are not approved, and no provisioning accrued for upgrades.

                    One of the journos (maybe Jim White - but not the **** from Sky) did a piece some months ago saying something similar. Worst wifi in the prem' apparently even for reporters trying to file copy.

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                    • Fosterbloke
                      Run the Jewels
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 39095

                      #20920
                      What are they spending the money on?
                      Was mu

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                      • Norbs
                        Big Girl's Blouse
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 42639

                        #20921
                        **** players mostly

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                        • The_weatherman
                          Smug
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 14177

                          #20922


                          Apparently this is from the club, shows their numbers and take on net spending. Seems it was reigned in during the final years of Ferguson.
                          * The above is posted in my opinion. Feel free to disagree.

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                          • Cormack74
                            Paisley
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 10533

                            #20923
                            Presumably the Glazers are still skimming loads to fund their debts and other activities.

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                            • red g
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 29964

                              #20924
                              Jose Mourinho launched into a rant over England striker Marcus Rashford ahead of Manchester United’s trip to Watford on Saturday.

                              Mourinho has been criticised for giving the forward little action this season and responded by blasting his critics, claiming they tell “compulsive lies”.

                              Rashford scored twice for England during the international break and Mourinho appeared ready for questions about the striker as he walked into his press conference holding a piece of paper with stats and facts about the player, before launching into a three-minute rant.

                              He said: “I think I can expect that Sunday I’m going to be highly criticised for not playing him [Rashford] tomorrow, because some of the boys are really obsessed with me and some of them have a problem with some compulsive lies.

                              “So I can expect that Sunday some of them will wake up in the morning and the first thing they think of is Jose Mourinho, so I can imagine on Sunday I am going to be criticised for not playing Marcus but it’s not my fault, he’s suspended, so probably you should remind them he is suspended and cannot play.

                              “So I’m going to do something, not for you, but the United fans, and I think I hold myself to the United fans and so for them I am going to spend two mins with you.


                              “In 2016-17, Marcus Rashford played 32 Premier League matches, 11 Europa League matches, including the final, three FA Cup matches, six League Cup matches, including the final, and the Community Shield.

                              “He had 53 appearances, but if you want to take to the minutes of play, he played 3,068, and if you wan to divide that by 90-minute matches, he played 34.2 matches of 90-minute matches in 2016-17.

                              “In 2017-18, he played 35 Premier League matches, eight in the Champions League, five in the FA Cup, three League Cup matches and the European Super Cup final.

                              “He played a total of 52 matches with 2,676 mins, and if you divide that by 90, it gives you 29.7 matches, so with me, in two seasons, he had 105 appearances, 5,774 mins, 63.7 matches of 90 minutes, including five finals, so the people speaking about these minutes, I think they are a bit confused.

                              “Marcus is not Dominic Solanke, not Ruben Loftus-Cheek, not Dominic Calvert-Lewin, he’s Marcus Rashford, a Manchester United player, with an incredible number of appearances and an incredible number of minutes played at the highest level in the best possible competitions.

                              “So Manchester United supporters, for you and just for you, to know what we are doing with Marcus, Luke Shaw, Jesse Lingard, Scott McTominay, that’s what we are doing here.”


                              definitely cracking up!!!!
                              _____________________________________

                              Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                              Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                              • Doc_Piptorious
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 40258

                                #20925
                                Just waiting for this **** to start using the actual term of "fake news".
                                I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


                                Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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