Manchester United

**Leyton388** · 23-10-18, 07:19 PM

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:20 PM

Splendid.

Mrs Venton is away for a couple of days. I have beer, takeaway, music and the footie. It's ****ing magic.

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:23 PM

Obviously I love her but you have to make hay.

**Saveloy** · 23-10-18, 07:28 PM

Crack open the 'nduja Venton

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Saveloy

Crack open the 'nduja Venton

Mate, I have a 6am start for a 3 hour meeting in work tomorrow. Wine and nduja is like Russian roulette at my age.

**Norbs** · 23-10-18, 07:47 PM

Nduja is ****ing lovely but it stings the arse more than any curry ever does

**Red_Polo** · 23-10-18, 07:49 PM

That took an unexpected but humorous turn for a United thread

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Norbs

Nduja is ****ing lovely but it stings the arse more than any curry ever does

Originally posted by Red_Polo

That took an unexpected but humorous turn for a United thread

**Norbs** · 23-10-18, 07:51 PM

Venton's almost certainly in his pants and coming on here in between wanks

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:52 PM

Turning the conversation on its head, Juventus were in complete control there. A constant threat up front and tight at the back.

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Norbs

Venton's almost certainly in his pants and coming on here in between wanks

What do you mean "between"? As if there are gaps...

**Fosterbloke** · 23-10-18, 07:54 PM

So would get beaten by this current Juventus side?

**Red_Polo** · 23-10-18, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Norbs

Venton's almost certainly in his pants and coming on here in between wanks

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 08:11 PM

Someone really has to Kerrigan De Gea.

**Venton** · 23-10-18, 08:12 PM

Have United had a shot on target?

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