Manchester United

[Buzzo]

Some big numbers. £400m spend on only 11 players...!

£15m pay off FFS Happy ****ing Christmas.

Mourinho was also relieved of his duties due to a transfer spend of around £400m on 11 players that, it is understood, the club insist were all the Portuguese’s choice. In addition to the disquiet regarding the side’s stultifying style, there was further disappointment at Mourinho’s development and improvement of United’s younger players. The club also took into account the growing unhappiness from fans at the direction of the club under Mouinho. It is understood the compensation due to Mourinho will be no more than £15m.

[Chris]

Scheduled for 10:34am. Sure.

https://twitter.com/Chris78Williams/...86807455027203

Yep, load of bollocks but an easy out now, that or Anthony "I was hacked" Joshua.

[Buzzo]

Scheduled for 10:34am. Sure.

https://twitter.com/Chris78Williams/...86807455027203

No chance.

[labourRed]

United's stultifying style.

[Rigadon]

Does Shaggy work for the BBC?

Posted at 22:38
Mourinho leaves Man Utd
I tell you who will be gutted by Jose Mourinho leaving Manchester... the Lowry Hotel.

Mourinho has been living at the five-star hotel since arriving in the city in the summer of 2016.

A swanky suite, according to the Lowry website, costs £600 a night - meaning Mourinho must have racked up a bill of over HALF A MILLION quid in the meantime.

And that doesn't even include any late-night pizzas...

22:38
Post update
Alan Partridge didn't even live at the Linton Travel Tavern that long...

[Fivex]

Why is there no chance of that time being set on a scheduled tweet?

Genuine question

[Buzzo]

Why is there no chance of that time being set on a scheduled tweet?

Genuine question

It’s a bit of a random time to choose. Typically on the hour or half Id day.

Also. What was the Adidas campaign going to be about. Players doing subtle facial expressions? It’s clearly bollocks.

If they genuinely wanted people to believe that they’d have been better off leaving the tweet up and continuing the ‘campaign’.

[Fivex]

Choosing a random time makes it look more organic/natural, 101 basics

[Rigadon]

Theresa May will be very happy

[dom9]

It’s a bit of a random time to choose. Typically on the hour or half Id day.

Also. What was the Adidas campaign going to be about. Players doing subtle facial expressions? It’s clearly bollocks.

If they genuinely wanted people to believe that they’d have been better off leaving the tweet up and continuing the ‘campaign’.

Well yeah, you choose those "random" times so as not to give the impression of it being a cynical scheduled / planned marketing post.

[dom9]

Choosing a random time makes it look more organic/natural, 101 basics

Yep.

[Exiled_red]

Alan Partridge didn't even live at the Linton Travel Tavern that long

[BobTheCharmer]

Please be Phillip Neville.

[Buzzo]

Well yeah, you choose those "random" times so as not to give the impression of it being a cynical scheduled / planned marketing post.

Fair point

Stil........

‘Why always me’.

[dom9]

Fair point

Stil........

‘Why always me’.

If it was scheduled, that somehow makes it more funny.