Manchester United

[red g]

More trouble at old trafford,Lukaku has just tweeted all the speed tests of United players to show he was 2nd quickest. LUke Shaw and Mata slowest, no surprise there!

[fah-q]

I think if you take into account that VVD is now worth 150m+ i think that fee seems reasonable as he is probably half the player.,

But twice the forehead

[Fivex]

Should be be taking the piss out of abnormal foreheads?

[Norbs]

Should be be taking the piss out of abnormal foreheads?

Or being less valuable

[Chris]

Dybala has rejected them.

So Utd have briefed the media that they've "pulled out of the deal"

[Exiled_red]

Dybala has rejected them.

So Utd have briefed the media that they've "pulled out of the deal"

Does that mean that they are keeping Lukaku?

[Leyton388]

United with the "you can't quit you're fired" statement.

[Irishnev]

Does that mean that they are keeping Lukaku?

Still think he’ll end up at Inter and Utd still linked with Mandzukic

[Le Chef]

Think both will go post UK window.

[Chris]

Rejected by Eriksen now. So again they’ve “called a halt to talks”. What a pathetic little club they are now.

[Assassin]

Mid table ******s

[Norbs]

Getting snubbed left right and centre

They'll end up with all their players on 500k a week just because they have to

[red g]

'Pulled out of Mandzukic deal'

Another one to add to the list

[baitman]

'Pulled out of Mandzukic deal'

Another one to add to the list

Need to put together a man utd "what if" first 11, then share it on ****ter, watch the fume

[McDermotX]