Manchester United

[Kenneth]

Ronaldo

[labourRed]

I want him to go to Bayern and make Mane life a misery.
We've had enough fun at him stinking out old trafford.

[Irishnev]

He's such a ****ing cunt

https://twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/st...29668152156160

It was widely spoken that this would happen - even us tactical plodders here could see it. United’s goals dropped by around 30 even if he did get 20 or so……. Why does he think any club who has expectations to win the CL would want him…

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PSG

He doesn’t make sense for any of them. Outside of that who’s left? Chelsea perhaps but they binned Lukaku and Ronaldo is lazier, Barca are a circus still and Lewa will go there

He might end up going on loan with United covering half his salary

[Saveloy]

Why are Napoli being mentioned as an option? Have they got new owners?

[Irishnev]

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[red g]

Poor soul, I will keep an eye out for his gofund me page when it goes live.

[dizzycat]

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...63056473165824

What with petrol.prices and everything, bless him.

[SB]

How on earth can he survive on that.

[Buzzo]

How on earth can he survive on that.

Don’t they know there is a cost of living crisis FFS.

[SB]

Don’t they know there is a cost of living crisis FFS.

Is that the real reason the 2 English politicians just resigned?

[Sus]

I do hope Chelsea string Ronaldo along for the whole summer, causing a major distraction for United, then decide on Aug 31 that "nah, we're not interested"

[Harv]

I do hope Chelsea string Ronaldo along for the whole summer, causing a major distraction for United, then decide on Aug 31 that "nah, we're not interested"

I'd like them to sign him actually. He'd completely **** their system up and it would be glorious watching Tuchel scream at him from the bench then give him the Lukaku treatment for the season and end the pricks career

[Pablo]

I'd like them to sign him actually. He'd completely **** their system up and it would be glorious watching Tuchel scream at him from the bench then give him the Lukaku treatment for the season and end the pricks career

If they do sign him they have basically replaced Lukaku with the only forward on world football who presses even less and works even less hard. It would be a ridiculous decision

[Sus]

I'd like them to sign him actually. He'd completely **** their system up and it would be glorious watching Tuchel scream at him from the bench then give him the Lukaku treatment for the season and end the pricks career

That does sound good - my issue is that Ronaldo exiting will make United stronger, and I'm just enjoying their multi season soap drama too much at the moment...

[danperkins]

Ronaldo isn't the main problem with United, unfortunately for them they've got about 6 or 7 problems and had 2 **** managers that hadn't a clue what to do. Ronaldo has never pressed his whole career and I very much doubt they thought he would suddenly change at 37 when they resigned him. He was brought to score goals, he did that in fairness. You could argue that he threw the balance off etc but the balance was off before he came and they got an almighty amount of luck the 2 previous seasons with a record breaking amount of penalties. Last season thankfully refs caught on to that as it was bonkers how many penalties and soft penalties they were getting.

If United didn't have a car crash defence and a piss poor midfield, people would be saying old Ronnie did ok imo. Season tally of 24 goals and 3 assists for an old lad, in a dysfunctional side is nothing to be sniffed at. If he had people doing their jobs properly behind him we wouldn't be laughing so much at them.