Manchester United

[baitman]

in the voice of kevin keegan, while shaking finger...

'and i'll tell you something for nothing, i would love it if robin van persil was to bale out of old toilet in january, love it, love it love it, etc'

[Bender]

"At no time have either I or my agent reached an agreement with United."
Ander Herrera link

[Shaggy]

[Assassin]

Quite deep and no sign of skull or brains. Fat headed ****

[Leyton388]

Thats deep that but I don't buy for a second it was done in training. I think its his Neanderthal skull pushing through his skin.

[Reece]

[Leyton388]

All that money he spent on his new hair and it looks like that

[McDermotX]

Nice......I particularly like the way the physio/doctor is pulling it apart to make it bigger.

[dom9]

That is horrible.

Any ideas as to the cause?

[Shaggy]

'Accidental collision' with Phil Jones' boot.

[dom9]

Bloody hell. That is some accident.

[Ben_Itez]

You can imagine Phil Jones in training treating practice sessions as importantly as a match going in 100% in every challenge. Trying to impress Moyesy with his physicality!

Looks like he caught him with a blade.

[Pablo]

Quite deep and no sign of skull or brains. Fat headed ****

[john316]

Won't be playing for a good few weeks with that. Second nasty wound he's picked up now after he had his leg sliced open.

[dom9]

Won't be playing for a good few weeks with that. Second nasty wound he's picked up now after he had his leg sliced open.

Maybe they are performing experimental surgery on him, with a view to turning him into some sort of Frankenstein monster.