Manchester United

[topscorer]

Cannot belief these ****ers are sitting in the top 4 for the next two weeks.

What a disaster.

[fidget]

They clung on against an understrength Everton team who'd just done an 8 million mile european trip.

[Bloodraven]

They clung on against an understrength Everton team who'd just done an 8 million mile european trip.

Some say we did the same thing, minus the long trip of course.

[G]

They'll generally score enough goals to overcome their dodgy defence. Something hopefully we start doing too when Sturridge is back. They have Chelsea soon, with any luck Mourinho doesn't settle for his usual point against them while rimming them in the presser.

[Bender]

Couple of easy fixtures for them

26 Oct 16:00 v

02 Nov 13:30
v

[Roboklopp]

Knowing their luck they'll get about 3 dodgy pens & a pair of dodgy bagatelle rebounds. Cunts.

[Bender]

Knowing their luck they'll get about 3 dodgy pens & a pair of dodgy bagatelle rebounds. Cunts.

reckon they'll concede a few goals as well

[Roboklopp]

Of course. But never underestimate their ability to scab the **** outta situations incessantly.

[Pablo]

Genuinely can't see how they will manage more than a point out of those two games.

[BigChief]

They clung on against an understrength Everton team who'd just done an 8 million mile european trip.

Not forgetting Everton man marked Gerrard but left Blind to waltz through 25 yards with no Naismith near him. One of those waltzs leading to the easiest goal utd will ever score.

Plus they decide to play a useless injury ridden Peinar against them instead of us, and Howard conveniently forgets how to be a goalie just in time after playing a worldy against us (that Lallana header save and point blank Balotelli).

Utd without a doubt flattered to deceive. They didn't even convincingly outscore an opposition they should have easily scored more against.

[Chris]

They look absolutely horrendous. 4th looks decent but lets see where they are when they've played the likes of City and Spurs and us and Arsenal have played the likes of QPR and Burnley.

[Shaggy]

They look **** to me. Should be top of the league after the fixtures they've had, with huge momentum. But they're only a point ahead of us

[brightred]

That must be the easiest start to a season any team has ever had.

[RichC]

Yup - Swansea, Sunderland, Burnley, QPR, Leicester & West Ham as the first 6 games. they took a mighty 8 points from those fixtures they really should have been looking 16 points at least.

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Mourinho likes to go to United and sit back and play for a draw, even last year when they were the weakest they've been in my memory.