Manchester United

[dom9]

Maybe.

Maybe he was baiting in the F1 thread as well, saying there weren't enough crashes there and it was too soft nowadays as well...

I haven't watched f1 for years as watching it is likely to induce a coma. It should definitely be banned on safety grounds. Comas are no good for anyone

[Daniel 7]

Is that an ill advised pun based on what happened to a driver the other day, or an unfortunate one made in ignorance of what happened to a driver the other day?

[dom9]

No certainly wasn't meant to be a pun based on the accident. As I say, I don't watch f1. I didn't know there was a coma. Was there one?

[Rich]

He had previous too - punched a referee and been fined and banned from Sunday League footy. He might not sound it but he was a good bloke actaully, just had severe anger management issues, and the problem was he knew some dodgy people. From Benchill.

I don't think any action was taken against him - although it was clearly deliberate - he said it was an accident.

[Rich]

I haven't watched f1 for years as watching it is likely to induce a coma. It should definitely be banned on safety grounds. Comas are no good for anyone

No certainly wasn't meant to be a pun based on the accident. As I say, I don't watch f1. I didn't know there was a coma. Was there one?

Poor choice of words

I don't watch F1 but a 5 second view of the BBC homepage for most of this week will have told you about the horrific crash.

[dom9]

I wholeheartedly apologise for any offence caused. None was intended. Formula 1 bores me to tears and I wasn't referring to any accidents which may have happened recently, ever or in the future.

[McDermotX]

He had previous too - punched a referee and been fined and banned from Sunday League footy. He might not sound it but he was a good bloke actaully, just had severe anger management issues, and the problem was he knew some dodgy people. From Benchill.

I don't think any action was taken against him - although it was clearly deliberate - he said it was an accident.

Speaking of refs getting a slap.

[baitman]

thats the commanding goalie we need, he will sort out the centre backs.
no **** taken.

[Shaggy]

He had previous too - punched a referee and been fined and banned from Sunday League footy. He might not sound it but he was a good bloke actaully, just had severe anger management issues, and the problem was he knew some dodgy people. From Benchill.

I don't think any action was taken against him - although it was clearly deliberate - he said it was an accident.

He does sound a total prick. Too many of his sort in amateur football.

[McDermotX]

thats the commanding goalie we need, he will sort out the centre backs.
no **** taken.

Lord knows what he does for a red card !!

[McDermotX]

The Guardian’s Daniel Taylor asked Roy Keane about Alfie Inge Haaland’s response to his comments about him in his book. Keane said that he regretted many things but his tackle on Haaland was not one of them.

Former Blackburn and Southampton player Egil Ostenstad, a Norwegian international like Haaland, asked the former Leeds and Man City player if he could get a Twitter response to what the Ireland assistant manager had said about him. Haaland tweeted (and soon deleted) saying “can’t take a man seriously when hes got a beard like…” and included a picture of Saddam Hussein.

Keane was dismissive of Haaland as a player and competely dismissive of his response once he found out it had been made using Twitter.

Daniel Taylor: Have you seen Alf Inge Haaland’s response?

Roy Keane: I played against him, I know what he’s like.

DT: So what’s he like to play against?

RK: [Long pause] Weak.

DT: Mentally?

RK: Everything. [Long pause] Average player.

DT: You say “sneaky” in the book.

RK: Sneaky? That’s being polite. What did he say? What was his response then?

DT: It was on Twitter, about your beard.

RK: On Twitter? I’ll say no more.

[Buzzo]

The thing I quite enjoy about Keane, the thing that was quite unexpected, is his absolute rejection of his role as a Man UTD legend. He seems to take great pride in debunking the entire concept undermining the manager and his former team mates. That's great in my book! Imagine how insufferable he would be if he were the legend the Man U supporters must want him to be? It must be difficult for them to know exactly what to think if him.

A great player, who appears to be a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

[Fierce]

He's an absolute thundercunt

There's not many people I'd like to cause physical violence to but Roy Keane is right up there

Despicable, faux aggressive, horrible ****.

And whilst I promise I appreciate the irony, I'd genuinely love to have a crack at the ****ing prick

[Shaggy]

He confuses a lot of United fans, and I like that.

[Buzzo]

He's gone rogue. It's great.