Manchester United

[ChesterDave]

https://twitter.com/msfootballnews/s...53955593412610

3rd time I've been able to post this in this thread

[Chazza]

[ame]https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/638460008519237633[/ame]

[wiw]

[wiw]

https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/638460008519237633

Sad thing is, your first thought is holy ****, but look at the players who have left..absolutely no one you would write home about. You've gotta hand it to that cunt (Fergie )

[Chazza]

They must have another forward lined up

[ame]https://twitter.com/DuckerTheTimes/status/638416838095994881[/ame]

[Liverpel]

12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

THERE was delight in the house of 12-year-old Dublin soccer star Liam Hennessy this morning, as the youngster received news that his on-pitch skills at throwing himself to the ground and crying for a free kick have scored him a development contract with Manchester United.

Hennessy’s diving had drawn a great deal of interest from a wide number of football scouts, who came to witness his ability to win penalties and frees despite no opposing player being anywhere near him at the time.

Playing for St. Alexanders, his local team, Hennessy has chalked up an impressive average of 11 dead ball situations per game over a single year of under-12s competition, making him an enticing prospect for several Premier League teams.

“In terms of cheating ability, he’s leagues ahead of anyone else we looked at,” said Terry Handley, head of talent acquisition for Manchester United.

“We’re impressed with his pace at going to ground, his convincing screams of agony, and his 100% hit rate when it comes to convincing the referee to give the other player a red card. We’re going to bring him onboard to our initial development camps as we would with any other player, but we’re fairly certain that it’s just a formality: this kid is going to be a huge name in professional football before he’s 20″.

In a short interview, Liam’s parents spoke of how proud they are of their little superstar, and how they hope other kids can follow his example and learn how to win by any means necessary.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/08/31/12-year-old-diving-prodigy-signs-for-manchester-united/

[Exiled_red]

https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/stat...21357735354368

[Exiled_red]

The Mendes effect!

@StanCollymore: #THFC could have bought Martial for 20m euros(£ 14 mill ) 7 weeks ago. Now #MUFC on the verge of a £36 mill deal for same player.

Why?

[redmike65]

They must have another forward lined up

https://twitter.com/DuckerTheTimes/s...16838095994881

They are pining for Griezmann and fear Chelsea on that score. They can't go in with two strikers. One basically a beaten docket and the other the billionaires Derek Origi.

12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

THERE was delight in the house of 12-year-old Dublin soccer star Liam Hennessy this morning, as the youngster received news that his on-pitch skills at throwing himself to the ground and crying for a free kick have scored him a development contract with Manchester United.

Hennessy’s diving had drawn a great deal of interest from a wide number of football scouts, who came to witness his ability to win penalties and frees despite no opposing player being anywhere near him at the time.

Playing for St. Alexanders, his local team, Hennessy has chalked up an impressive average of 11 dead ball situations per game over a single year of under-12s competition, making him an enticing prospect for several Premier League teams.

“In terms of cheating ability, he’s leagues ahead of anyone else we looked at,” said Terry Handley, head of talent acquisition for Manchester United.

“We’re impressed with his pace at going to ground, his convincing screams of agony, and his 100% hit rate when it comes to convincing the referee to give the other player a red card. We’re going to bring him onboard to our initial development camps as we would with any other player, but we’re fairly certain that it’s just a formality: this kid is going to be a huge name in professional football before he’s 20″.

In a short interview, Liam’s parents spoke of how proud they are of their little superstar, and how they hope other kids can follow his example and learn how to win by any means necessary.


http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...hester-united/

Ah WWN, I remember that website when it was nothing but green fields.

[Exiled_red]

Sad thing is, your first thought is holy ****, but look at the players who have left..absolutely no one you would write home about. You've gotta hand it to that cunt (Fergie )

I think it is clear that Ferguson was able to create teams which were much greater than the sum of their parts. We seem to create sides that are less than the sum of their parts

[Gibbo]

Looking like Van Gaal has had a row with Rojo and he's on his way too.

[Liverpel]

Looking like Van Gaal has had a row with Rojo and he's on his way too.

More here, though it is from the Daily Mail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3217466/Marcos-Rojo-s-Manchester-United-future-doubt-bust-Louis-van-Gaal.html

[redmike65]

The man is a wrecking ball.

[spud_gun]

The man is a wrecking ball.

It's great, innit

[Irishnev]

Hope not!

@GuillemBalague: The documents did not arrive on time!!!!!! Presentation was ready. All agreed. But as it stands de Gea stays at MUFC!!