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    3rd time I've been able to post this in this thread
    Football without Origi is nothing

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      [ame]https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/638460008519237633[/ame]

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        Originally posted by Leyton388 View Post
        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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          Sad thing is, your first thought is holy ****, but look at the players who have left..absolutely no one you would write home about. You've gotta hand it to that cunt (Fergie )
          Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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            They must have another forward lined up

            [ame]https://twitter.com/DuckerTheTimes/status/638416838095994881[/ame]

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              12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

              THERE was delight in the house of 12-year-old Dublin soccer star Liam Hennessy this morning, as the youngster received news that his on-pitch skills at throwing himself to the ground and crying for a free kick have scored him a development contract with Manchester United.

              Hennessy’s diving had drawn a great deal of interest from a wide number of football scouts, who came to witness his ability to win penalties and frees despite no opposing player being anywhere near him at the time.

              Playing for St. Alexanders, his local team, Hennessy has chalked up an impressive average of 11 dead ball situations per game over a single year of under-12s competition, making him an enticing prospect for several Premier League teams.

              “In terms of cheating ability, he’s leagues ahead of anyone else we looked at,” said Terry Handley, head of talent acquisition for Manchester United.

              “We’re impressed with his pace at going to ground, his convincing screams of agony, and his 100% hit rate when it comes to convincing the referee to give the other player a red card. We’re going to bring him onboard to our initial development camps as we would with any other player, but we’re fairly certain that it’s just a formality: this kid is going to be a huge name in professional football before he’s 20″.

              In a short interview, Liam’s parents spoke of how proud they are of their little superstar, and how they hope other kids can follow his example and learn how to win by any means necessary.


              That rug really tied the room together.

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                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                  Originally posted by Irishnev View Post
                  The Mendes effect!

                  @StanCollymore: #THFC could have bought Martial for 20m euros(£ 14 mill ) 7 weeks ago. Now #MUFC on the verge of a £36 mill deal for same player.

                  Why?
                  The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                    Originally posted by Chazza View Post
                    They must have another forward lined up

                    https://twitter.com/DuckerTheTimes/s...16838095994881
                    They are pining for Griezmann and fear Chelsea on that score. They can't go in with two strikers. One basically a beaten docket and the other the billionaires Derek Origi.

                    Originally posted by Liverpel View Post
                    12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

                    THERE was delight in the house of 12-year-old Dublin soccer star Liam Hennessy this morning, as the youngster received news that his on-pitch skills at throwing himself to the ground and crying for a free kick have scored him a development contract with Manchester United.

                    Hennessy’s diving had drawn a great deal of interest from a wide number of football scouts, who came to witness his ability to win penalties and frees despite no opposing player being anywhere near him at the time.

                    Playing for St. Alexanders, his local team, Hennessy has chalked up an impressive average of 11 dead ball situations per game over a single year of under-12s competition, making him an enticing prospect for several Premier League teams.

                    “In terms of cheating ability, he’s leagues ahead of anyone else we looked at,” said Terry Handley, head of talent acquisition for Manchester United.

                    “We’re impressed with his pace at going to ground, his convincing screams of agony, and his 100% hit rate when it comes to convincing the referee to give the other player a red card. We’re going to bring him onboard to our initial development camps as we would with any other player, but we’re fairly certain that it’s just a formality: this kid is going to be a huge name in professional football before he’s 20″.

                    In a short interview, Liam’s parents spoke of how proud they are of their little superstar, and how they hope other kids can follow his example and learn how to win by any means necessary.


                    http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...hester-united/
                    Ah WWN, I remember that website when it was nothing but green fields.

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                      Originally posted by wiw View Post
                      Sad thing is, your first thought is holy ****, but look at the players who have left..absolutely no one you would write home about. You've gotta hand it to that cunt (Fergie )


                      I think it is clear that Ferguson was able to create teams which were much greater than the sum of their parts. We seem to create sides that are less than the sum of their parts
                      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                        Looking like Van Gaal has had a row with Rojo and he's on his way too.
                        The times they are a changin'.

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                          Originally posted by Gibbo View Post
                          Looking like Van Gaal has had a row with Rojo and he's on his way too.
                          More here, though it is from the Daily Mail.

                          That rug really tied the room together.

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                            The man is a wrecking ball.

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                              Originally posted by redmike65 View Post
                              The man is a wrecking ball.
                              It's great, innit

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                                Hope not!

                                @GuillemBalague: The documents did not arrive on time!!!!!! Presentation was ready. All agreed. But as it stands de Gea stays at MUFC!!

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