Manchester United

[Bender]

Sán @Zizouology 9m
Sir Alex Ferguson: "You would be throwing your money down the drain if you put any money on me coming back as a manager"

Sir Alex Ferguson: “They [Chelsea] used an agent to approach me when Abramovich first took over the club and I said no chance”

[Norbs]

That's a relief, the world is a better place without hearing his droning voice

[BigChief]

There's a slightly more vicious rumour that Zaha is boning Moyes' daughter.

Once you go full black, you never go full back.

Damn that joke would have worked better with Valencia.

[Sarb]

Once you go full black, you never go full back.

Damn that joke would have worked better with Valencia.

[Sarb]

Fergie has gone up in my estimation hugely after getting Moyes the Utd job. Brilliant.

[BigChief]

Now he is officially the best manager ever.

[badpiggy]

I just heard clips from today's pre-CL press conference. Moyesie sounded pitifully unconvincing despite an extraordinarily gentle line of questioning (which won't last anyway). His attempts at saying that he would be going all out to win the CL sounded hollow and ridiculous. I cannot see how scum players will be motivated by him after Mr Ferguson. If they win tonight - or whenever they win in the for the foreseeable future - it will be despite him rather than because of him.

[rodo]

A few rumours that Moyes has a problem with Zaha and his attitude. There's a slightly more vicious rumour that Zaha is boning Moyes' daughter.

said daughter

[RedReet]

Hmm, too much like her Da, think it's the mouth.

[Fierce]

[dom9]

said daughter

She looks about 14.

[Leyton388]

Way to **** up your united career.

I wouldn't though as she's her dad in drag.

[Red_Polo]

Way to **** up your united career.

I wouldn't mind as she's her dad in drag.

You wouldn't mind? For that reason??

Punctuation is important!

[Roboklopp]

Aye WTF?

[Yozza]

Way to **** up your united career.

I wouldn't mind as she's her dad in drag.

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