Manchester United

[john316]

Rooney is the only fit player who could get in the Bayern team. The thought of some sane person ranking Rafael ahead of Lahm is embarrassing to them.

[PTP]

The first three over Neur, Lahm and Boateng.

I really am tempted to lump on a 6-0 Bayern win.

only one i would give united is rooney

de gea is a good keeper and had a good season but over neur, nope. How anyone could not include lahm is just delusional - lahm could play any position for united - lb/rb/cb/cm/lm/rm and up front and be united's best player

[Pablo]

It would be magical if Bayern absolutely thumped them.....BUT for the sake of #Moyesin I hope they sneak a 2-2 draw.

Provided it's not double figures I think his job's safe as no one gives them a chance against Bayern anyway.

He's here until the Summer now regardless. Not sure he'll still be there at the start of next season, but we can hope!

[Shaggy]

I hope Bayern win six or seven nil.

[McDermotX]

Provided it's not double figures I think his job's safe as no one gives them a chance against Bayern anyway.

He's here until the Summer now regardless. Not sure he'll still be there at the start of next season, but we can hope!

Yeah....I don't think there's any room for hoping ManU get something etc etc, like there has been recently on here with a couple of recent games.
Think a full-fledged hiding is what's warranted, and desired, here.

A cool 4-0 or something would be absolutely fantastic, and really hammer home to their idiot players and fans just where they stand in the New World Order.

[Pablo]

I hope Bayern win six or seven nil.

Me too. I genuinely think it could be the most one sided Champions League game ever.

[cannotmakeit]

Exclusive: David Moyes to have chair with a direct line to Sir Alex Ferguson fitted in Manchester United dugout

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/exclusive-david-moyes-to-have-chair-with-a-direct-line-to-sir-alex-ferguson-fitted-in-manchester-united-dugout-9227583.html

its believable as well

United feel that having Ferguson's voice on the sidelines could help plot the downfall of Bayern Munich
JACK DE MENEZES Tuesday 01 April 2014

David Moyes is hoping a new tactic will assist the downfall of Bayern Munich in the Champions League quarter-finals, after having a new chair installed in the Old Trafford dug-out with a built-in speaker that will enable Sir Alex Ferguson to maintain a direct line to him and help coach his fellow Scot through tonight's difficult fixture.


Moyes has come in for criticism recently, with a small selection of fans shelling out £840 for a banner reading “Wrong One – Moyes Out” to fly over Old Trafford during the 4-1 victory against Aston Villa on Saturday. But it now appears that the United manager is ready to consult his close friend Ferguson in a bid to turn around fortunes at the Theatre of Dreams.

Fans will be delighted that the empowering voice of Ferguson will be heard in the dugout once again, with the speaker in the new chair being loud enough for the backroom staff to hear over the noise coming from the 75,811 capacity. Having shelled out a considerable fee to Far East chair-maker firm Mak In Gitup, the United hierarchy are hoping the presence of Ferguson will help inspire the side to defeat the current Champions League holders this evening.


It is understood that a number of United’s players have had experience using the chair since it was installed over the weekend, with Wayne Rooney, Juan Mata and Robin van Persie all testing the latest gadget to hit Old Trafford with much amusement.

10 reasons why Manchester United can cause an upset against Bayern Munich
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Wayne Rooney is in red-hot formPep Guardiola hasn’t won at Old TraffordBayern’s record against English teams is poorBayern have been celebratingShinji Kagawa has always won against BayernCould 1999 happen again?All eggs in one basketBayern didn’t win at the weekendManchester is the danger-word for BayernGiggs was phenomenal last time out
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Wayne Rooney is in red-hot formPep Guardiola hasn’t won at Old TraffordBayern’s record against English teams is poorBayern have been celebratingShinji Kagawa has always won against BayernCould 1999 happen again?All eggs in one basketBayern didn’t win at the weekendManchester is the danger-word for BayernGiggs was phenomenal last time out

If tonight is a success, Ferguson may maintain constant communication with his chosen successor for future Old Trafford matches, and United are also exploring ways of taking a similar chair on their travels when playing games away from home.

The top of the range chair, which has been measured out to fit Moyes perfectly, also comes with a special massage system complete with three different settings to help relieve the stress the 51-year-old will undoubtedly be under should the run of play be going against United.

[john316]

I hope Bayern win six or seven nil.

If Bayern can despatch Barcelona 7-0 over 2 legs then this could honestly be 9 or 10 over two legs. Hopefully somebody reminds them of the '99 robbery and motivates them to just decimate them

[Shaggy]

[Bender]

what episode was that

[Gibbo]

Bayern to beat United and Barca to beat Atheltico tonight is 5/1

[Pablo]

[Shaggy]

Bayern to beat United and Barca to beat Atheltico tonight is 5/1

Eh?! Not with my bookie it ain't. Bayern are 8/15 and Barca 4/7. A shade over evens for the double.

[meffin]

Bayern to beat United and Barca to beat Atheltico tonight is 5/1

Costa is injured isn't he? Barca are a cert

[Phoenix07]

I think tonight's game will be tighter than we expect, as I expect Moyeseh to sit back and defend, with an occasional tendency to attack.

I hope Bayern give it them rough and raw tonight though.