Manchester United

[Catrin]

Sayin nothing - Only been back home 4 hours, nipped via a good friends and got told this.................

I take it it's not a coincidence that this is in the Utd thread?

[Le Chef]

I take it it's not a coincidence that this is in the Utd thread?

nope

[Catrin]

nope

Would the criminal in question have been slurring? Or looking gormless as if he didn't have a clue what he was doing? Or looking like an arrogant dick who believed he should be allowed to drive whilst half-cut?

[Le Chef]

dunno

[ChesterDave]

Does his name contain a word that in another context is a vehicle that you can drive (when sober, of course)

[baitman]

did the 'alledgedly' drunk driver try to show the policeman who was more of a man by dropping his pants and getting his balls out?

by any chance

[Leyton388]

Was the criminal in question lost, asking for directions to Mordor when he was stopped then proceeded to tell the police that someone had stolen his precious?

[Liverpel]

http://www.mancunianmatters.co.uk/content/180769822-hes-got-bottle-manchester-uniteds-louis-van-gaal-will-drink-success-vintage-reds

[Chazza]

They love a poxy sign.

[meffin]

Isn't that near where that old woman is tugging that guy off in broad daylight on Google street view?

[fah-q]

Rooney?

[rudedog]

They love a poxy sign.

Looks like Sloth from the Gooneys

[Norbs]

Hey you guyshz

[Fosterbloke]

I so want to Photoshop that to say Welcome to Buttchester with a massive Butt-head face on it.

[MrsB]

And I so hope they have another **** season. It was so much fun.