Manchester United

[rodo]

thought it was raymond van barneveld

[tanner]

Looks like Sloth from the Gooneys

Thats what I thought. Can't someone shop it?

[ChesterDave]

From the criminally unreliable 'Give Me Sport' but it takes the piss out of Beckenbauer Jones so I'll share....

http://www.givemesport.com/492512-phil-jones-labelled-a-cheapskate-by-manchester-united-fitness-coach

[ChesterDave]

On Five Live this evening that they have banned iPads and other similar devices based on current security guidelines.

Good luck stopping everyone with a smartphone getting in AND starting a match on time

[BobTheCharmer]

On Five Live this evening that they have banned iPads and other similar devices based on current security guidelines.

Good luck stopping everyone with a smartphone getting in AND starting a match on time

Good luck to them. I hate seeing iPads held up during games. How about watching the ****ing game with your eyes and enjoying the moment.

[G]

Luke Shaw hasn't made their squad tonight having already been slated by their gaffer and they've been linked with a defender who can play CB and LB. Not a great start for a £28m quid defender!

[Chazza]

[Boogs]

that's tremendous

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Booing Fellaini, ****ing embarrassing bunch that lot.

[Roboklopp]

He is a cunt tbf.

[Leyton388]

Have we had any "I have a slightly better idea of what i'm doing" Pictures.

[Chazza]

Rooney named captain.

Surprised RVP didn't get it.

[Fredo]

Luke Shaw hasn't made their squad tonight having already been slated by their gaffer and they've been linked with a defender who can play CB and LB. Not a great start for a £28m quid defender!

£28m for him was way over the top anyway. Good player, but I think we've got the best deal in Moreno. Even Plastic Bertrand would have been a better deal than Luke Shaw at £28m.

[Red_Polo]

He is a cunt tbf.

That's what's so galling? They can't even support their own ffs.

[Fredo]

They're signing Marcos Rojo for £16m.