They need Rojo more than Di Maria.
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i thought of him more as a left back...but yes if they play as 1 of 3 CBs then fair play.JComment
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United seem to be scared of bringing in players who would be an improvement / upgrade on what they have but wouldnt cost much (its almost as though they have to spunk gazillions)
Their midfield is ****ing dreadful and so is their defence
There are tons of players they could bring in that would give them a foundation to build on but I think they have gone straight to Def Con 1 and feel the need to blow their entire lot on 1 or 2 players and I am not convinced that is the way forward for themBob Paisley - "This club has been my life. I'd go out and sweep the street and be proud to do it for Liverpool if they asked me to."Comment
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They need numbers rather than CL-level players immediately. £50m on Di Maria when you have 3 senior CBs available when wanting to play 3-4-1-2 is horrendous planning. Squad looks horrendously unbalanced and all they seem to want is a massive name just to earn newspaper headlines.Comment
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THE FA and the Premier League have come together in rare act of solidarity and unity to reveal they have banned Fergal the Seagull from all football activities following his decision to **** in the mouth of Manchester United player, Ashley Young.
Representative for Fergal the Seagull have said they will be appealing the ban and have no hesitation in going all the way to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).
Citing the well documented difficulty all birds have with differentiating between a typical human head and a toilet, many experts in CAS appeals believe the ban will be reduced. ‘Toilet Blindess’ as it is more commonly referred to has yet be recongnised by any medical experts as an actual condition.
Sport fans have been quick to praise Fergal the Seagull’s contribution to hilarious moments in the game by starting a defense fund with as yet has come nowhere close to eclipsing the money Manchester United spent on human toilet lookalike Ashley Young.
Reports stating Fergal the Seagull is in fact a Liverpool fan have been dismissed with his representatives going as far to admit he simply isn’t an Ashley Young fan.
Young is said to have made a quick recovery following several ‘spuhhh, puhph, pfft’ noises made directly after the incident. All traces of bird excrement were later removed from his mouth using an experimental technique involving the furious splashing of water on the mouth area.
The FA and Premier League’s decision to hand out a 3 game ban is in stark contrast to their decision to grant clearance for Alan Hutton to play for Aston Villa this past weekend despite there being little evidence of footballing ability.
Conspiracy theorist have even suggested that Ashley Young was not even the victim of a fly-by-****ting, rather that he mouth produced fresh spittle in tandem with passing bird **** while bizarrely others maintain there was a second ****ter on the grassy knoll.
That rug really tied the room together.Comment
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