Manchester United

[ChesterDave]

I'm going for a shock result

United to win

You didn't need to click that to know the punchline, did you.

[Chazza]

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[Rich]

Totally mental figure and cannot fathom how he drastically improves their first 11. If he's played as a wing back it should make for some hilarious defending.

[Gibbo]

€75m, wow.

[Bloodraven]

Totally mental figure and cannot fathom how he drastically improves their first 11. If he's played as a wing back it should make for some hilarious defending.

I was thinking the same this morning, where else will could he play?

[Gingawaria]

Totally mental figure and cannot fathom how he drastically improves their first 11. If he's played as a wing back it should make for some hilarious defending.

I know a United fan who's convinced they'll win the league now that they're signing him.

[Fredo]

He's going to give them some much needed pace. Di Maria is lightning quick.

[Paul.S]

I know a United fan who's convinced they'll win the league now that they're signing him.

He's more of a Powell

[BigChief]

What are you doing on red café?

Been on there educating the idiots since 2001. Obviously they consider me a **** and clueless - which is great. I'd hate to be liked on there.

[ChesterDave]

You're not that Barney fella are you?

[Leyton388]

Got to be surely.

[Bloodraven]

United are already 5 points worse off against the same teams as last season

[Fosterbloke]

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It tastes like bird ****.

[McDermotX]

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