Manchester United

[Saveloy]

wtf. Who comes up with this ****

Speaking of which, apparently the prospect of increasing your number of twitter followers is a key factor in choosing to join utd. Before reading this I'd naively thought it might be to do with the wages.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11103962/Revealed-How-Manchester-United-used-their-superstar-appeal-to-attract-Radamel-Falcao-and-Angel-di-Maria.html

[Roboklopp]

Well I couldn't be arsed to read all the smug article but it looks like more £s through sponsorship is seen as a winning card- which is much the same as wages from a player's POV.

[Lee]

****ing arsehole.

Merked my ****ing skiing jacket. Prick.

[Roboklopp]

Wio is such a wannabe gangsta. Cunt.

[Vermilion]

HA! perfect come back from Carra.

[Fosterbloke]

Everyone could understand Rio but nobody listened...

[Roboklopp]

These cunts are having a bukake party on my Facebook timeline. Hope they lose today big time.

[danperkins]

Nothing like hoping United lose to forget about our own problems

[ChesterDave]

That's only a side issue for me. I'm hoping they lose because they are a bunch of horrible ****bags

[Roboklopp]

Aye. But he's right- it is a good tonic.

[G]

We'll get the opposite though, us having a bad patch while their resurgence continues. Cunts.

[Roboklopp]

I know. "One hit wonders" etc is plastered all over my timeline, smug cunts.

[Gibbo]

It's not as annoying as them calling themselves the "New Galacticos"

[Roboklopp]

Aye, that is another example of their incessant cuntery.

[ChesterDave]

They were giving up on football before they beat QPR. Now they might be above us having played QPR, Burnley, Leicester, and Sunderland.

They can have their moment in the sun, they are still ****ing toilet.