Manchester United

[Shaggy]

[Daffy Duck]

"He's like a little kid lost in a shopping centre..no passion, he gives no motivation".

Kids these days eh such cunts

Hahaha

[Bender]

Rob Harris @RobHarris 1m1 minute ago[ Ferguson currently speaking at book promo event at the Theatre Royal in London]

Fergie: "My only advice to David (Moyes) was 'keep Mike Phelan'"
Fergie says Moyes deserves credit for having the "courage" to take Man Utd job

[RichC]

Yup took loads of courage taking a multi million pound job

[Bender]

And asked if United can close the gap on Chelsea, who remain top of the table, Van Persie told Sky Sports: "Of course we can, there's a long way to go, nine, 10 games played and it's not even halfway.

"In my opinion, we are better every day. In training and if you look at games, you can see we are comfy on the ball and we are playing better.

“Now we have to stretch games longer. We extended that into the hour and we try to aim to play like that for an hour and a half."
SKY
Deluded Fool

[spanky]

Their an odd team, seem to have loads of bodies around the chelsea penalty box but once you got passed that there was acres of space in their half. Its a ridiculously top heavy team.

[Pablo]

And asked if United can close the gap on Chelsea, who remain top of the table, Van Persie told Sky Sports: "Of course we can, there's a long way to go, nine, 10 games played and it's not even halfway.

"In my opinion, we are better every day. In training and if you look at games, you can see we are comfy on the ball and we are playing better.

“Now we have to stretch games longer. We extended that into the hour and we try to aim to play like that for an hour and a half."
SKY
Deluded Fool

Well you can't fault his maths. Immaculate.

[Bender]

"It is an insult to say that I left an ageing squad," said Ferguson at an event to publicise his updated autobiography.

"Chelsea have seven players over 30 but nobody talks about them being an old team.

"It is easy to defend myself against all of that because all the statistics are there.

[PTP]

In tears at those vines...****ing amazing

[Chazza]

[Liverpel]

Non-story.



The former Manchester United star told Shortlist that although he has rejected the offer - he could consider it in the future.

"I’ve had the Celebrity Big Brother offers and the jungle stuff [I’m A Celebrity…].

"I met the jungle people, but I thought, “Nah, not for me.”

"But the more you say no, the more determined they are to get you, so who knows?

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/roy-keane-confirms-hes-been-approached-for-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-30704979.html

[Chazza]

Given it was in the Star I guessed that.

Just thought it would be funny and a conversation starter but you have put the kibosh on that one.

[EwarWoo]

Just thought it would be funny and a conversation starter but you have put the kibosh on that one.

Vole, ****house, etc etc

[Saveloy]

Given it was in the Star I guessed that.

Just thought it would be funny and a conversation starter but you have put the kibosh on that one.

conversation starter?! What is this Chazza? An awkward dinner party?

[Chazza]

**** me you 2 a double act tonight?