Manchester United

[Roboklopp]

So spuds 4th then?

[Vermilion]

Can you get the boot from Shoe zone ?

No idea mate, if you gave them a ring i'm sure they'd be able to tell you and whether it's in stock.

edit: Ohhhh hang on! Did you do a joke again ?

[Bender]

No idea mate, if you gave them a ring i'm sure they'd be able to tell you and whether it's in stock.

edit: Ohhhh hang on! Did you do a joke again ?

[McDermotX]

Di Maria 'too ugly' for Real
Former Barcelona coach Carles Rexach claims Real Madrid sold Angel Di Maria to Manchester United because he was 'too ugly' to play for them.

Di Maria joined United from Real for £59.7m in the summer after helping Carlo Ancelotti’s side to win the Champions League but Rexach has made the bizarre claim that the real reason he was sold was because he didn't fit in with the Galacticos' pretty boy image.

Rexach, who played for Barcelona and coached the side in 2001, says Madrid president Florentino Perez is trying to sell an 'international brand' and that includes having good looking players in their squad.

Rexach told Spanish media outlet Regio7: "Florentino Perez looks at the world market and wants a team of Galacticos for everyone to admire. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Ronaldo is the flagship of the club. Perez is selling an international brand. Vicente del Bosque and Di Maria are too ugly for Real Madrid. They are different from Toni Kroos and James Rodriguez."

Rexach, who is tipped for a role as a director in a shake-up taking place at the Nou Camp, has a track record of making bizarre claims after also saying that the real reason Lionel Messi wasn't at his best for Barcelona last season was because he 'ate more pizza than he should have'.

Di Maria, who spent four years at Madrid, has struggled to find his top form at United and was substituted at half time of United's 2-0 win against Sunderland on Saturday.

The Argentine winger's ability to settle into life in England has also been badly hit after his family were forced to move out of their Cheshire home when they were the victims of an attempted robbery in January.

http://www.football365.com/news/21554/9740563/Di-Maria-Was-Too-Ugly-For-Brand-Real-Madrid

Supposedly the more hysterical fantalk among the scum is that this lad is out in the summer, not just for being crap, but because the house break-in last month has himself and the wife living like some bloody tramps in a lay-by, sorry, travel tavern, with herself telling himself that they're out of this sordid little grief-hole.
Dunno how true that is, and while not funny, it's still bloody hilarious.

[Red_Polo]

http://www.football365.com/news/2155...nd-Real-Madrid

Supposedly the more hysterical fantalk among the scum is that this lad is out in the summer, not just for being crap, but because the house break-in last month has himself and the wife living like some bloody tramps in a lay-by, sorry, travel tavern, with herself telling himself that they're out of this sordid little grief-hole.
Dunno how true that is, and while not funny, it's still bloody hilarious.

Poor man drove to Dundee in his bare feet and made himself sick on toblerone.

[Shaggy]

http://www.football365.com/news/2155...nd-Real-Madrid

Supposedly the more hysterical fantalk among the scum is that this lad is out in the summer, not just for being crap, but because the house break-in last month has himself and the wife living like some bloody tramps in a lay-by, sorry, travel tavern, with herself telling himself that they're out of this sordid little grief-hole.
Dunno how true that is, and while not funny, it's still bloody hilarious.

[McDermotX]

[Rich]

My season-ticket holder mate was really sticking the boot into LVG, thinks he's doing a terrible job and wants him out. And he's usually a very positive United fan too.

[BigChief]

Hope its true about Di Maria, would explain his sudden falling out of love with football. He's not this bad and there's obviously something not right. Would love it if Atletico offered £25-30m and Utd had to accept.

[meffin]

Knowing them, they'll sell him for about £100m

[BigChief]

Knowing them, they'll sell him for about £100m

Unless Mourinho's going to Utd in the summer there's no chance of that happening.

[Vermilion]

http://www.football365.com/news/2155...nd-Real-Madrid

Supposedly the more hysterical fantalk among the scum is that this lad is out in the summer, not just for being crap, but because the house break-in last month has himself and the wife living like some bloody tramps in a lay-by, sorry, travel tavern, with herself telling himself that they're out of this sordid little grief-hole.
Dunno how true that is, and while not funny, it's still bloody hilarious.

So sad, suppose he and his family have no other choice really though eh! Not like they can just book themselves into a posh and very safe hotel, buy another house, or hire some discreet security, or even have the club take care of such things if there's an issue with personal safety, poor fella, really feel for them.

[Buzzo]

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal on his decision to chose Marouane Fellaini over Radamel Falcao: "We want to beat the pressure with him. We expect Newcastle to press

Hooooooooofff!!!!!!

[Tee]

Hooooooooofff!!!!!!

[rodo]

giggs loving life as utd no 2